this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

There's always a bigger fish.

[–] Mr_Fish 34 points 5 days ago

There's something fishy going on and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

*taps sign

Please don't fuck the fish, the fish here are not for fucking.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

c/dontstickyourdickinit

[–] devilish666 20 points 4 days ago
[–] Nurse_Robot 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How far we've strayed from grace

[–] Tedesche 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Grace was only ever a lie you were told as an impressionable child.

Except for Grace Evans, who gave head for weed behind the 7/11. She was real. Still is. Runs that 7/11 now.

[–] Nurse_Robot 6 points 4 days ago

She ain't got lips like that tho

[–] gzerod200 3 points 3 days ago

If there’s a hole there’s a goal…

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

That would fucking HURT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

No, I don't think I will actually

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's the second biggest cloaca I've ever seen

[–] ZILtoid1991 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the mouth, otherwise can you link the image if it's some furry artwork?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You want to see the biggest cloaca I've ever seen?

[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only if it's some furry or "alt" hentai art (I did draw at least two bird VTubers with cloaca), not really interested in the real stuff...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 days ago

awww i was setting you up for this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Kind of funny the upvotes and downvotes are just about equal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

The upvotes are finally pulling ahead!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Elf on a shelf to Doris the Orifice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Tom Cruise.....

[–] toynbee 6 points 4 days ago

Didn't Jackass or CKY do this?

[–] Mickey7 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Every guy, if they are being honest, knows exactly what the picture had them thinking about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)