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Pre-covid air!
COVID-19 Hmm
It didn't really hit until the second half of the year, and maybe this bag is from the first half.
and maybe this bag is from the first half.
I wouldn't dare... For many reasons 🤣
Depends from which month it is!
Worth in parts per millions
I have a bunch vacuum packed in my freezer. Going to make a killing on ebay one day.
I always think about how when a plane lands and it off boards its passengers that it's also releasing air from where it came from. Probably because I'm weird.
Also, if you smell a fart, you're breathing in air from someone else's colon.
I always love when a fly gets stuck in the car before a cross country road trip. Drive for hours and hours, maybe it doesn't escape when you get gas, and finally it exits the vehicle multiple states later. Does it blow the fly's mind? Or is it like "welp I guess I'm in Texas now"? Do the local flies judge his funny accent?
Right? Imagine when an insect gets stuck on a cargo boat and ends up halfway around the world.
And sometimes ends up wrecking its new ecosystem.
Georgia is currently chock full of joro spiders.
There are cabin filters though, and the plane constantly circulates air from outside. I doubt there is any air from the origin location by the time they land.
You just burst that guy's bubble
Yeah 😔 one less joy in my life!!
(just kidding - I hadn't considered the filters)
Went on a lengthy train travel in a compartment recently: 7 retired people and me. After a few hours, you know what everyone's colon lining smells like.
I remember a line from an ancient cracked.com article that said something like "when you fart around someone else, they now know what it smells like a foot inside of you and they're probably not happy about that."
The moisture….
Moist
I had a novelty tin of 1999 air for a long time that I got when it was the millennium.
Might triple in price in a few decades or so
It works for the wine industry though. (Yeah, I know, I know.)
I have some oak-barrel aged air you should be interested in.
Looks like dry ice to keep it inflated? With all the fogginess in the bag and so
i do the same but for my farts
Did anyone else first read this as "Air Zola"? No? Just me?
Great. Now I got that old Ricola commercial stuck in my head.
"Aiiiiir zoooolaaaa!"
Air with microplastics?
Pre covid air
Tastes freezer burned