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[–] cm0002 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Harambe superposition: dicks are both in and out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I didn't my source did

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago

She has apes? Dope!

[–] qaz 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You don't have to censor "naughty" words like that here

EDIT: That girl better be 18+ tho, it being a minor would be bannable

EDIT 2: Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[–] HollowNaught 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Based

196 wants the girl penis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

196 has always been obsessed with gick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't this called "chasing"? (I might be wrong)

[–] HollowNaught 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I believe in an ideal world, where girl penis is treated like regular penis, where we judge a penis not on the gender it's attached to, but by how it's used and portrayed

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I didn't it was already censored xD

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't trust a woman offering nfts.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

What about a woman offering n.u.t.s?

[–] devilish666 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's comfortable in her body and isn't ashamed of her body hair, I find that pretty attractive.

[–] MutilationWave 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I totally agree with you and at the same time I'm a man that runs clippers on his armpits so there's almost nothing there. I just don't like it on me. Women having to keep it totally shaved for social reasons is bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Yup. I hate having body hair myself, but what other people do with theirs is none of my business.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Stovetop 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What kind of apes? Gorillas? Chimpanzees? Orangutans? Baboons? Bonobos? Gibbons?

[–] Stovetop 5 points 1 week ago

Concerned Apes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Baboons are monkeys! But we don't know if she knows that, so it might still be baboons.

[–] Stamau123 1 points 1 week ago

AAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEES

[–] Zachariah 10 points 1 week ago

Peags

  1. noun - small cylindrical beads made from polished shells and fashioned into strings or belts; used by certain Native American peoples as jewelry or currency 

Peaks

  1. noun - 
  2. a brim that projects to the front to shade the eyes; "he pulled down the bill of his cap and trudged ahead" 
  3. a V shape; "the cannibal's teeth were filed to sharp points" 
  4. the highest point (of something); "at the peak of the pyramid" 
  5. the most extreme possible amount or value; "voltage peak" 
  6. the period of greatest prosperity or productivity 
  7. to reach the highest point; attain maximum intensity, activity; "That wild, speculative spirit peaked in 1929";"Bids for the painting topped out at $50 million" 

Peals

  1. noun - a deep prolonged sound (as of thunder or large bells) 
  2. ring recurrently; "bells were pealing" 
  3. sound loudly and sonorously; "the bells rang" 

Peans

  1. noun - (ancient Greece) a hymn of praise (especially one sung in ancient Greece to invoke or thank a deity) 
  2. Heraldic fur with gold spots on black (English)
  3. a formal expression of praise
[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A Pelvis. In this manga the people are anthropomorphic fish, except this lady she a dolphin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think it says pineapple

[–] someguy3 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What is love?

♬♬Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me ♬♫

Please use lube♬♬♬♬♬♬

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Ooo I love PEZ! She's not great at spelling though

[–] nl4real 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Self-censorship

Automatic downvote.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ohh wait this is the same post, thought someone post another one without censor.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 1 week ago

How the Keira Knightley arc of Love Actually should have ended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Just to be a contrarian: BRING BACK THE APES

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wish that were me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] regdog 1 points 3 days ago

If you take the blue pill then she has APE and the story ends.

If you take the red pill then she has APENIS and you will see how deep the rabbit hole goes.