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Jokes on you I have insomnia, I can't even sleep straight 😎

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, "can i go gaily forward, instead?"

he is a great human :p

Yeah but according to Andrew Tate sleeping is gay so it all works out in the end.

Pass out at 8, wake up at 12, hang out until 4am then go back to sleep

You don't know how gay my sleeping is.

When your gay friend has a psychotic episode and need to be put in a straightjacket:

When gay people die, do they go straight to hell?

Straight people when they finally are happy (gay)!