this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We on that Ratatouille pommes frites zaza shitting in the Seine. Don't ask me why I did it. Ask Remy to let go

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dracula flow will never not be funny to me. The cadence is just perfect

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why doesn't everyone talk like this? It's so fucking fun

[–] ummthatguy 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My coworkers and I watched these yesterday again. Shits so fucking funny.

This shit ain't nothin to me man. The bugs are back.

[–] Decoy321 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] fargeol 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Seems fishy.

[–] son_named_bort 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, that's the reference I was waiting for.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've done this. It works pretty well, no onion flavor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I feel like this is bait. There's no way this isn't nasty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it's not my go to, but it wasn't nasty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think it would be nasty, the layer they used for this has no taste, but how does it stick?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iirc, we used honey to stick it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

that makes sense, but does it burn evenly?

might try

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think the side with the honey stayed long af, tbh, but I don't really remember too well. It was a long ass time ago lol

[–] DarkSpectrum 2 points 1 week ago

Take yourself back to the smell of burnt onions and then taste it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you only use the dry skin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, just the outer most layer. You gotta be careful because it's so crinkly it will break if you're not careful. Stick it with honey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

How's the burn rate, does it canoe like a bitch?

[–] EleventhHour 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Krudler 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A piece of dried dog shit makes a quick pipe just poke a couple holes with a stick (thumbs up emoji)

[–] DarkSpectrum 2 points 1 week ago

The real shit post here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

they out here using "out here" two sentences in a row, smh my head

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll smoke a cock if it makes this cold go tf away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope you’re willing to deliver because life has a strange way of taking you up on offers like that