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[–] over_clox 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'll eat that. But what's up with the messed up cutting angles? Like, so much attention to symmetry for the ingredients, but when cutting it they said fuckit?..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The person who cut the pizza must have been a different person from the one who put the ingredients.

[–] sloppysol 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just upset those patties don't have a little char on them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They're cooked rare, they're supposed to be like that.

[–] 9point6 18 points 1 month ago

Fidget pizzer

[–] uranibaba 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington 5 points 1 month ago

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where do they serve it? So I can make sure I never go there. Like, I know it's in Sweden, but they have so many pizza & burger places. Which one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like a pita to eat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried making a cheeseburgurrito once. Only once I started assembling it did I realize it was just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Basically a normal burrito. 🤦‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ketchup and Mustard, tho? And Mayonaise and Dill Pickle slices.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's the 'i grabbed three whopper patties out of the waste bin at work' frozen cheese pizza special, with a bonus of a few tomato scraps and pickle slices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lol just chunk up the patties and you can very easily spread them over a pizza though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Argentina we call Hamburpizza to something that is basically a grounded meat disc, that's the diameter of a pizza, and the buns are two pizzas, usual burger fillings apply. Of course we cut it in triangles. It's not that good, but it's not the piece of crap the pic has.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"it's not that good" lmfao, that's perfect

They had the ingredients to make two good pizzas with ground beef and maybe bacon and onion topping, and instead they put it together and made it worse.

When the Nazis escaped to Argentina, they brought their crimes against humanity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Proof that you can take two good things and combine them to make a disaster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Id have to try it first. Looks pretty bad but i bet it tastes good!

[–] finitebanjo 4 points 1 month ago

I would eat that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just spreading the ground beef around rather than keep it in the form of meat patties would've yielded something more pizza-like whilst using the exact same ingredients (though it would probably still be an excessive amount for a non-cheese topping).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fill the area around the patties with chicken n ranch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hamburger patties in cheese sauce on pizza dough? I would eat the fuck out of this

[–] TropicalDingdong 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not even a fan of good hamburger pizza, but this is still a travesty. Have some pride in your work, man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ugh, that’s disgusting. A pizza without sauce?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

there's sauce, it's a cheese sauce

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: The sauce is ranch dressing. I've had a pizza like that before, it was absolutely awesome!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

a pizza without tomato sauce iirc in italian terms is a pizza bianca.

[–] jenny_ball 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Armenians actually have something like this and it's delicious

[–] Wogi 2 points 1 month ago

Americans have something like this and it is too.

What's pictured is the last whisper of a fuck to give leaving someone's body.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly, pineapple would be ideal for this. Plus, it looks dry so it'd help with that too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pewpew doesn't have to justify a personal preference, as its validity doesn’t depend on external proof. do you feel like you need to explain all of your preferences to people? then pewpew doesn't either. :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was joking. They made an unprovable statement, and I hoped they might try anyway. They didn't state it as a preference, they stated it as a fact, which I don't believe it is. I don't ask others to justify their preferences, but I guess you'd like me to justify my jokes. :) Fair enough, I guess. They're lousy jokes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

did you hear about the lemmy user that lost his left side? he's all right

[–] badbytes 0 points 1 month ago

Still better than Hawaiian