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I can't help feeling kinda sorry for most reality tv contestants now.

The latest one that really got to me was Alone. I watched a couple of different countries versions. It basically is leaving people in the middle of nowhere until they have a mental breakdown. I bailed out part way through a season. I just couldn't watch any more, it was so depressing.

To want to be on any of these reality shows, I just keep feeling bad for them.

Yeah, nah .....

Nice!

And go Swannies ! Hope it's a good game, despite the weather!

ALDI is pretty terrible if you don’t have a really basic White Australian diet.

I get what you're saying. They've got the basic Aussie Italian, Mexican, Asian covered. You'll never beat shopping at the specialty supermarket/shop for whatever cuisine you're cooking.

But as a somewhat counterpoint to this, I quite enjoy their weekly(?) deals where they have mostly pantry foods and specialities from a particular country. Sure, they're not available all the time, but there's been plenty of times I've gone 'OMG, it's xyz from country 123!' and you'd be lucky to find it anywhere in Australia. My eyes must've bugged out of my head when I saw they had white asparagus 🤣

Week nearly over, but looks like we'll all be getting rained on for the rest of it!

On the positive side, guess I can't mow the lawn. Awwwwwww 🤣

record scratch

Narrator: It isn't.

Told them where the water pipes were. They used some sort of pipe finder to confirm.

Then, of course, they put the conduit drill straight through the water pipe under the concreted driveway. Turned off all the water and disappeared to Bunnings -allegedly- for hours. Cut up the driveway to get to the pipe to fix it. It still looks like shit. And is sinking..,

Next week, the guy to do the internal cabling shows up. Everything is too hard for him to do properly. So he drills a hole in the eaves, runs the cable through the roof, then a hole in the ceiling and drops the cable down the wall. No covering inside or out, just a black cable running up and down walls. And here was I stupidly thinking it would just be a nice faceplate on the wall inside.

I've never seen such a shitshow.

Time to get Arfur of the Peaky fookin' Blinders to sort it!

Yeah, I realised that, but couldn't resist it for the lols.

I think it could score a perfect zero by both not correctly comprehending and being offensive to whoever had the misfortune of marking it.

Artificial satellites? I'm interpreting that as fake communication satellites, so:

'Unlike traditional communication satellites, artificial communication satellites are not launched into space via costly rockets using environmentally unfriendly propellents.

Instead, Artificial Satellite Systems (or ASS) make use of artificial intelligence to communicate via Frequency Adjusted Radio Tower Systems (known as FARTS).'

Cheetos are orange and everyone knows orange has Vitamin C!

And an Applebees a day keeps the doctor away!