this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] rdri 9 points 1 month ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] gofsckyourself 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] gofsckyourself 15 points 1 month ago

Reverse image search

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns 27 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This In Here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] IzzyScissor 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy 3 points 1 month ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] portuga 13 points 1 month ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] EfreetSK 11 points 1 month ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk?

[–] GreenKnight23 10 points 1 month ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] FooBarrington 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] feedum_sneedson 6 points 1 month ago

am come where

[–] EleventhHour 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain 4 points 1 month ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23 3 points 1 month ago

What

The

Said

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

To come where it said, what

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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