this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] GreenKnight23 4 points 5 hours ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] portuga 8 points 16 hours ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 5 hours ago

What

The

Said

[–] iAvicenna 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

Someone call the bondulance

[–] gofsckyourself 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] gofsckyourself 13 points 15 hours ago

Reverse image search

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] feedum_sneedson 6 points 1 day ago

am come where

[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 day ago

.

.

.

Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

[–] rdri 7 points 1 day ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] IzzyScissor 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy 2 points 1 day ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns 25 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke?

[–] EmpathicVagrant 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I’m the motherflippin’

Rhymenoscerous, my lyrics are bottomless.

. . . 🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

This In Here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] EfreetSK 11 points 1 day ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] EleventhHour 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain 4 points 16 hours ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

To come where it said, what

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