this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] Cris_Color 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think there needs to be one for lactose tolerant and intolerant people. Same exact design.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hell yeah. I'd get this one for me and the opposite one for my wife and we'd go twinsies at a cheese bar.

[–] Im_old 5 points 2 days ago

I'm looking to do exactly the same!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait. Cheese bar? I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation. And I have never heard of a cheese bar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation.

Am I missing something here? We think of Dutch cheese as the most boring stuff like Edam and Gouda, the "missionary position" of cheeses as it were

What are yous hiding?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Old Amsterdam, Twentse bunker kaas, beemster, any kind of komijnenkaas or other herb/spiced cheese. The list goes on. We have the oldest and biggest physical cheese market in the world.

Gouda might be "boring", but if riped to an old cheese is full of flavor and rich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So I was really interested so I looked them all up!

Gouda, goat's cheese, Gouda, and Gouda with spices in it because it's boring

Genuinely thought yous were hiding some amazing cheeses yous weren't telling us about but frankly I'm slightly disappointed 😞

[–] Lennny 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might I offer you some fine casu martzu?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I prefer my cheese not have the ability to move under its own power. 🤨

[–] Lennny 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good news. It's not under its own power.

Bad news, those are maggots. They innocolate (?) the cheese with maggots. (clean, tbf they're food grade) And they make it very creamy. By eating it, and excreting it. Yum yum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That's worse! 😰

[–] whostosay 3 points 2 days ago

American here, I used to manage a spot that centered around cheese paired with wine. The cheese was the star of the show though

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 2 days ago

I know a spot in London that does fine cheeses a la carte, and they have a sushi style conveyor belt.

It's by reservation. Usually quite well booked.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We don’t negotiate with ~~terrorists~~ lactose

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

the paradox of tolerance

[–] veganpizza69 4 points 2 days ago

bunch of babies

[–] roguetrick 4 points 2 days ago

Loud and proud with milk and explosions makes me think you're actually lactose intolerant but when you see milk you go "imma do it anyway."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

putting "intolerant" would let the images have way more sense imo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It would be too obvious. The humour would be slapstick, and less clever.

As it is, jets and explosions, scream clever.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 7 points 2 days ago

My brother-in-law is lactose intolerant, and I need this shirt so fucking bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OMG thank you for this. My wife is asleep but when she awakes she will see...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

ylvis made more than just that fox song? wacky.

Mr Toot and Yogurt are related songs if you live with intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ylvis made a lot and is def worth a journey through their videos if you don’t know them.

They’re hilarious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yo how you going to come up here and just change my life like that. I didn't know there were artists that represent me in this manner. Just fucked up my whole thing. Praise.

[–] PunnyName 2 points 2 days ago

Well that was a thing!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

omg my partner has this shirt. It is so incredibly cool

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 2 days ago

I’m a proud lactose bigot

[–] Iheartcheese 4 points 3 days ago

I desire this shirt

[–] PunnyName 3 points 2 days ago

I need this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I just saw someone wearing this yesterday. Absolute head turner.

[–] psycho_driver 1 points 2 days ago

I would wear the shit out of that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

No ice cream on shirt just disgusting melk pass from me dog.