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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] Cris_Color 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there needs to be one for lactose tolerant and intolerant people. Same exact design.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hell yeah. I'd get this one for me and the opposite one for my wife and we'd go twinsies at a cheese bar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait. Cheese bar? I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation. And I have never heard of a cheese bar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation.

Am I missing something here? We think of Dutch cheese as the most boring stuff like Edam and Gouda, the "missionary position" of cheeses as it were

What are yous hiding?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Old Amsterdam, Twentse bunker kaas, beemster, any kind of komijnenkaas or other herb/spiced cheese. The list goes on. We have the oldest and biggest physical cheese market in the world.

Gouda might be "boring", but if riped to an old cheese is full of flavor and rich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So I was really interested so I looked them all up!

Gouda, goat's cheese, Gouda, and Gouda with spices in it because it's boring

Genuinely thought yous were hiding some amazing cheeses yous weren't telling us about but frankly I'm slightly disappointed 😞

[–] Lennny 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might I offer you some fine casu martzu?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer my cheese not have the ability to move under its own power. 🤨

[–] Lennny 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good news. It's not under its own power.

Bad news, those are maggots. They innocolate (?) the cheese with maggots. (clean, tbf they're food grade) And they make it very creamy. By eating it, and excreting it. Yum yum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's worse! 😰

[–] whostosay 3 points 1 month ago

American here, I used to manage a spot that centered around cheese paired with wine. The cheese was the star of the show though

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 1 month ago

I know a spot in London that does fine cheeses a la carte, and they have a sushi style conveyor belt.

It's by reservation. Usually quite well booked.

[–] Im_old 5 points 1 month ago

I'm looking to do exactly the same!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We don’t negotiate with ~~terrorists~~ lactose

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

the paradox of tolerance

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

putting "intolerant" would let the images have way more sense imo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It would be too obvious. The humour would be slapstick, and less clever.

As it is, jets and explosions, scream clever.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 8 points 1 month ago

My brother-in-law is lactose intolerant, and I need this shirt so fucking bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OMG thank you for this. My wife is asleep but when she awakes she will see...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

ylvis made more than just that fox song? wacky.

Mr Toot and Yogurt are related songs if you live with intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yo how you going to come up here and just change my life like that. I didn't know there were artists that represent me in this manner. Just fucked up my whole thing. Praise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ylvis made a lot and is def worth a journey through their videos if you don’t know them.

They’re hilarious

[–] PunnyName 2 points 1 month ago

Well that was a thing!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

omg my partner has this shirt. It is so incredibly cool

[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 1 month ago

I desire this shirt

[–] roguetrick 5 points 1 month ago

Loud and proud with milk and explosions makes me think you're actually lactose intolerant but when you see milk you go "imma do it anyway."

[–] veganpizza69 4 points 1 month ago

bunch of babies

[–] PunnyName 3 points 1 month ago

I need this

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 1 month ago

I’m a proud lactose bigot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just saw someone wearing this yesterday. Absolute head turner.

[–] psycho_driver 1 points 1 month ago

I would wear the shit out of that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No ice cream on shirt just disgusting melk pass from me dog.