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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 15 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Shitposts getting literal over here.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 21 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I've been on fora and social media for almost 30 years and have managed to avoid ever seeing this video. AMA?

[–] ivanafterall 9 points 3 days ago

Same, it's like the original Star Wars trilogy. I still know everything that happens, somehow, despite never seeing it.

[–] _stranger_ 9 points 4 days ago

...would you like to?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's genuinely impressive

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[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 4 days ago (4 children)

For girls, you just needed one cup, but for guys, you had to find a farmer so you could see what the goat se.

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 3 days ago

What does the goat se? Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...

[–] setsneedtofeed 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

That was nasty.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Well if you were an old married dude, you would just need 1 jar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Two hands and one ring.

[–] whostosay 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The next time someone says advertising doesn't work, I want you to show them this meme.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah, so that's why I have no idea what this is about.

[–] whostosay 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's a godamn status symbol, and it's a cup. A cup.

A 45-60 dollar cup.

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

For some reason I assumed it was some game thing and I would have remained ignorant and continued to believe that. Oh well. Their advertising almost didn't work on me.

[–] whostosay 6 points 4 days ago

I think the reason I'm bitching about it is because it's made it into my home. My SO's friend got got by the ads, then gifted a similar cup as a gift (essentially got double got)

But now I gotta look at it multiple times a day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I'm Canadian so I kept thinking it was some hockey joke I'm not into sports enough to understand.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

What does Stanley have to do with cups though? They mostly make screwdrivers and wrenches right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck I love soft serve ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Instance checks out. :D

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] arin 39 points 4 days ago

Too soon. I didn't need this reminder

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What’s a Stanley? I block ads

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

A ugly thermo can with a straw and a handle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Any idea why they become viral? Pure herd mentality/influencer promotions?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

They were pushed by some influencers and had somewhat popularity, then some influencer had their car catch fire and their Stanley cup survived, that went very very viral on TikTok.

And now I see generic Stanley like cups being sold in grocery stores. A true staple of virality

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

absolutely, they also go with the "style" thats popular at the moment. Theyre insanely impractical imo.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you need a handle on an insulated mug,it just makes it uselessly larger.

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[–] jaybone 19 points 4 days ago

I thought a Stanley cup was a hockey thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stanley is a brand that makes things like thermal mugs. They were quality and lasted for years, but weren't designed with looks in mind. They were favored by tradespeople because they're hard on stuff and it just works. (I knew them for thermal mugs that held coffee.)

For reasons unknown to me, influencers got a hold of Stanley mugs, with a straw and handle. They became very popular. The company now makes them in many different colors and some people decide to collect them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Oh, that Stanley. Yea I have a bunch of their tools that I inherited from my dad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can block ads but you can't block people in real life. Walk around and you're bound to see them.

[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 4 days ago

I've literally never seen this before. It's like mugs for the 50+.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Chronic trend/clout chasing reminds me of Victorian era esoteric fashion rules. Everyone wants to be part of [thing]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Imagine not wearing a corset or a huge-ass skirt lololololol 💅✨

[–] SidewaysHighways 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Look at this guy. Drinking out of cups

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not my chair not my problem that's what I always say

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I miss those days of rotten.com and usenet. I want to go back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stanley is peepeepoopoo, imo. Know what works? An actually good, functional product.

If you need a good water bottle, get an owala. I've had mine for like 4 years. Has a carry handle, push button opening that is protected by the handle so it won't randomly pop open, pour OR straw-free sip option, comes in a bunch of sizes, etc.

I'm not a shill, I swear. I'm just a random doofus who used to have a problem with dehydration. I DO NOT endorse products lightly, but owala is a fucking winner for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Sorry to be negative about your water bottle but I feel like all the recent colorful water bottles are all plastic fashion accessories.

https://youtu.be/2OoO1gCwPlo

I feel that bottles with paint and complicated parts won't last as long as simple unpainted bottles like nalgenes.

But hey, if you enjoy your water bottle, embrace it. As long as you're not buying dozens of them, it is a tool and you should have the best tool for your everyday life.

[–] _stranger_ 4 points 4 days ago

Hydro flask sells lightweight 40oz that I've had for going on 4 years now. I've dropped it down a hill and dinged the edge, but it's the lightest insulated bottle I've ever found, and they use a vinyl wrap instead of paint. Still scratches, etc, but the bottle is great. It weighs less full than some of the more ridiculous 40oz bottle do empty.

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[–] Retro_unlimited 9 points 4 days ago

I thought they just had a recall. Better to not have 100 of them. lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Drinking outta cups... Like a bitch."

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