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I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home ๐ŸŽŠ

The resulting explosion was totes fyre ๐Ÿค™ and I like to think he wound up in a better place

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Our team sailed our project into rough waters. For some reason one team member absolutely could not understand why we needed to steer the bow of our ship into the waves. Despite every educational effort she kept insisting that we needed to take the waves broadside.

Then, one day she tried to grab hold of the helm. So, I wrapped my arms around her as tight as I could, told her we'd die together, and jumped off the fucking boat.

[โ€“] cheese_greater 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes you have to spread that personal contagion of faith like a tsunami. What a beautiful story ๐Ÿ˜Š

You took us on an entire seperate journey by itself. Great work

Reminds me of the ending to Hercules where Hades gets thrown in the lake of souls or whatever and they're all laying hands on him as a furiously claws to escape to no avail like a literal embrace of approaching death :D

[โ€“] EtnaAtsume 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Jackthelad 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Looks like the edibles hit lmao

I have no idea what you're talking about, but once in a game I set off a bomb in a cave and my brother was blocking my way out so I tried to yell 'scoot' and 'move' at the same time and ended up yelling "SCOOOOOBBB!!!" before promptly killing both of us

[โ€“] cheese_greater 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Its like Lord Farquaad said "some of you may die but its a sacrifice I am willing to make"; ya feel me?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How does this have a positive upvote ratio?

[โ€“] cheese_greater 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It really takes you on a journey; you cannot simply buy the journey

[โ€“] ricdeh 7 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I am sure he did, brother; I am sure he did!

[โ€“] ElPussyKangaroo 4 points 4 days ago

Sex bob-omb?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

What do you mean? Can you give other examples?