this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Might want to keep that handy

[–] Serinus 18 points 4 weeks ago

You'll need it if you're planning to go to college or become a CEO.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean the next shopping trip or concert you're gonna want to have it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, if you do well enough, and fuck over enough people, you might become the CEO of a major health insurance company.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is dumb. If the students actually did this, one of them would definitely end up shooting up the rest. Everyone knows you keep the vest on until the ceremony is over and you're safely home.

[–] pyre 8 points 3 weeks ago

thank you, it's clear that op doesn't know school life in the US

[–] ProjektSpartan 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

and they say they have the "superior education" smh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't you guys think that usa is just a video game like

try not to get shot in school try not to spend your whole life paying off your student loan try not to be homeless in this economy try not get shot while going home from work

[–] Manifish_Destiny 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. That's how it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

laughs in spanish NO SHOOTINGS HAPPEN HERE >:D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

or pretty much any country that is not USA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

In a lot of States it remains essential to wear after the Graduation, too much idiots, insane and removed people with weapons in the USA, half of the population seeing the election results.

[–] TrickDacy 4 points 3 weeks ago

It took me a couple minutes to even know what the hell these objects were

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Symbolicly throwing away years of trivial information that may or may not be dredged up later in life