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[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] AtomicHotSauce 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

[–] logi 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee 6 points 5 days ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard 4 points 5 days ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

So was 1975.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i pronunce iy AS CEE (c as in the first on ein the word "cicada") and EE SEH KAY (a as in bat, the "seh" part the e is like in net (thats why i put the h))

idk thats just how we pronounce it in spain

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

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[–] De_Narm 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate 35 points 5 days ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (9 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 5 days ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

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