So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?
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Inside job huh
Curious George.
So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
...you don't say?
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
He opposed the war in Iraq
Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?
Gorilla policy
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
Hi -- the timeline has been fucked since 2000.
Bush wasn't supposed to win the election, that was all hamstrung in.
I don't even remember what the point of this experiment was
I'm sorry
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.
And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).
We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.