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[–] Atlusb 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Atlusb 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Which policy though?

He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Gorilla policy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.

[–] kautau 3 points 3 months ago

shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He opposed the war in Iraq

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?

[–] essell 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Inside job huh

[–] rustyfish 36 points 3 months ago

This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Curious George.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe

Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....

[–] TriPolarBearz 1 points 2 months ago

Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bro's gatekeeping harmful substances

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."

[–] Psychodelic 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What? Obama was fit as hell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That just means I'm old. Fuck lol

[–] nifty 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Hi -- the timeline has been fucked since 2000.

Bush wasn't supposed to win the election, that was all hamstrung in.

I don't even remember what the point of this experiment was

I'm sorry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he's the father of harambe

[–] Quadhammer 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math