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[–] [email protected] 85 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 6 days ago

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO

[–] sirtwinklebottom 64 points 6 days ago

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

[–] Jubei_K_08 48 points 6 days ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[–] ZILtoid1991 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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[–] peopleproblems 28 points 6 days ago

AAAARROOOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE 15 points 6 days ago

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

[–] captainlezbian 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community

[–] 50_centavos 19 points 6 days ago

👍

BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Y'all need female friends

Or jesus

[–] Pacattack57 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪

[–] Siethron 50 points 6 days ago

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!

I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Then let's post memes to that effect :)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (6 children)

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!

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[–] BeMoreCareful 13 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Boys cranking their hoooog

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] NielsBohron 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!

THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!

AROOOOOO!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 13 points 6 days ago

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?

[–] grue 32 points 6 days ago

WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 31 points 6 days ago

NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG

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[–] rtxn 18 points 6 days ago

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

THEY SEE ME CRANKIN'...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

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