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Found some very special "make it look hacky" bash in criminal minds.

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[–] HexesofVexes 10 points 19 hours ago

And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.

[–] Coreidan 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is changing directories “hacking”???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Just keep changing directories and the mainframe will be confused and overwhelmed and tHeN ThE SyStEm cOlLaPsEs, MaN!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Ah look at the cute little Viewsonic birds on the upper left. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Shoutout whatever the fuck this de is, is it lxqt?

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!!

SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!

HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I upvoted, but the image didn’t load, so I hope that it’s something funny or relevant

[–] Shady_Shiroe 86 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Me when I forget why I'm in a directory, then remember, but forget again

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pwd even when the bash prompt tells me where I am

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I forget pwd

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's some shitty 'hacking'...

But what makes these shell commands 'bash' exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.

Also.. why are 'hackers' always using a shell in some gui program?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do tree /

Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Making a new python environment

[–] Dkarma 5 points 1 day ago

This guy pythons

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?

An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

"Scary how hackers are always using DOS prompts isn't it?"

--Confused Windows Viewers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

OMG, they just got root access!!!

[–] Agent641 8 points 1 day ago

Heresy? In my Linux command line? It's more likely than you think

[–] Subverb 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network

[–] ocassionallyaduck 4 points 1 day ago

TBH, on ancient insecure systems that might work.

Not very exciting though

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've told the wife I can't watch these shows because of how bad the tech always is, and I can't stop myself from losing suspension of disbelief when something like this happens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I have this vague memory of one of the CSIs showing a list of IP addresses with 4-digit octets... I get not wanting to risk using real IP addresses, but at least use 10.x.x.x or 192.168.x x

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The only exception is Mr. Robot. Check this command the main character runs as root:

shred -uz /*

Only show I've seen where they show real commands with really damaging effects.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That should only shred the top level files in the root directory though. Since shred doesn't do it recursively and doesn't know what to do with subdirectories.

Do any distros store system critical files at the root directory? It's all subdirectories on mine. I guess if you were storing important data files in the root directory they would get shredded but that's really bad practice anyway and I doubt it's super common.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember watching the first episode and he brought up a terminal and thinking "here we go" then..."holy shit... Those are real commands"

That and the explanations I was ready to laugh at for being terrible, then... Wait, no, those actually make sense

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And it is also great television. For me personally, the best I've ever seen. Whoever reads this and hasn't seen it already: Do it! And watch it all! Some might think season 2 is a little slow (I still liked it), but season 3 is just incredible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'll admit I kind of stalled out in season 2 but I've meant to go back and finish... It would be easier if my wife liked that sort of TV 😅 I'll just have to watch it alone 😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

This still makes me laugh:

[–] Agent641 9 points 1 day ago

I'm curious what this does, I'll run it when I get home.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just tried to re-watch "the girl in the spider's web", the not-sequel to fincher's masterpiece that's "the girl with the dragon tattoo". I remember hating it way back when and went in with a "how bad can it be" attitude... dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the "hacking" in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that's the least of its problems.

someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they're driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.

you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here's hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Thank God actual cops haven't watched those TV shows and movies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

/root
root

~/../root

root/

ls /root/

I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

This guy didn't LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then....?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Coulda thrown a couple ls -las around and he woulda been golden

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a website for all your 1337 hax0r needs hackertyper.net

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 15 points 2 days ago

It makes me happy that I actually understand this stuff now lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm sure there's a community for nonsense TV/film hacking/Linux screens. I can't remember what it's called.

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