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I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

Edit.

I meant this to be the national average income (40k if I round up for cleaner math), not based on the individuals income, it's a static formula.

Crime$$$/nat. Avg. Income = years in jail

100k/40k = 2.5 years

1mill /40k=25 years

My thoughts were, if they want to commit more crime but lessen the risk, they just need to increase the average national income. Hell, I'd throw them a bone adjust their sentences for income inflation.

Ie

Homie gets two years (80k/40k=2), but the next year average national income jumps to 80k (because it turns out actually properly threatening these fuckers actually works, who'd've figured?), that homies sentence gets cut to a year he gets out on time served. Call it an incentive.

Anyways, more than anything, I'm sorry my high in the shower thought got as much attention as it did.

Good night

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Instead, punishment for ALL crime should be proportional to the perpetrator's annual income. That's how they do it in Finland (and it seems also some ~~other~~ Scandinavian countries), for instance. They have had at least a couple of instances of over $100k speeding tickets, for example. This makes incredibly SOOOO much sense that it will never happen in most capitalist countries.

Some references: https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/finland-home-of-the-103000-speeding-ticket/387484/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/06/finnish-businessman-hit-with-121000-speeding-fine

[–] essell 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'd like to point out that Finland is not Scandinavian, because they'd want me to

[–] positiveWHAT 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] essell 3 points 4 days ago

I believe they'd say Nordic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

But it should be, since the mountain range that gives Scandinavia its name does stretch into Finland

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you, I knew this but forgot it when I was posting.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They have had at least a couple of instances of over $100k speeding tickets, for example.

I've become rather favorable of the idea ticketing proportional to income/capital. It's always bothered me that, in a system where everyone pays the same ticket price, essentially, a rich person can just eat a ticket as simply the cost of driving. I think that it should affect them at the same magnitude as anyone else. One thing that pops into my mind, however, is what happens if someone gets their ticket payed for by someone else? For example, what happens if a rich parent's child gets a speeding ticket? The child, who may have a very low income, and, as a result, a very low ticket price comparatively, could have that ticket payed for by their parents, so the punishment wouldn't affect them as much as someone else who was poorer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, it makes an incredible amount of sense to fine people proportionally to wealth/income. I don't know what they do to prevent the scenario you're describing, but would hope that they have addressed that possibility.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make fines for companies breaking the law to make money a percentage of the profit generated from it, with a base percentage of 125%.

[–] pyre 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but that would disincentivize their activities. wow, very anti-business bro, don't be such a pinko

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

exactly. not so much of a 'free' market when businesses cant even break the law

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

with a base percentage of 125%.

Given that that is greater than 100%, what would you say happens if they don't have the resources to pay that extra 25%?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 4 points 3 days ago

I would assume bankruptcy if you couldnt pay it off.

If someone steals a TV from Walmart they don't get to keep the TV and pay $100 dollars in fines. It would make sense they have to pay 100% of the TV if it isn't confiscated back, and then "damages" on top of it.

That's the idea I got from reading what they said

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Revenue, not income. Income and profits are too easy to hide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Good point.

[–] breadsmasher 52 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It should be proportional to the personal income of whoever committed the crime

[–] Yawweee877h444 64 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Net worth, not income.

All net worth including stocks, property, etc.

[–] AdamEatsAss 9 points 4 days ago

Oh no. My collection or rare mighty beans.

[–] essell 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Farmers getting a hard time on this policy

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[–] BeatTakeshi 3 points 4 days ago

Those sweet, sweet unrealised gains

[–] PunnyName 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And if a company is the perpetrator, it might just have to go out of business or be acquired by the government.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Similar to what I mentioned here, assuming that the punishment is a fine, what happens if that person simply gets their fine payed for by someone else? They could artificially lower their income, and pay their fine through a proxy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why imprison? 100k means you work for free at chipotle until you pay it off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hm, garnering wages in this way (ie as if paying off a debt which matches the cost of their crime) might disproportionally affect the poor. For example, assuming no overhead, a person who makes 50k year could pay off a 100k in 2 years, whereas a person who makes 10k a year would pay it off in 10. This may actually have an effect opposite of what OP seemed to be intending — the punishment should have equal weight to everyone.

Perhaps a way to improve your idea to mitigate the mentioned issue would be to also scale the total fine to be repayed by income. Sort of like a progressive income tax.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think you read what I said: if mr white collar criminal steals $100k he works at chipotle for however long it takes to pay it off. Not at his old job. At chipotle.

If it were his old job, agreed 100

We can make this progressive by for example adjusting the employer by crime. 200k: mcd's. 500k: Walmart. 1m+: your states dmv.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ahh, yeah, I think I did misunderstand you — my bad! I didn't realize that you were describing something like indentured servitude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Only the best for Enron! I mean they only destroyed the energy economy of the west for decades and counting. Plus California already re-affirmed their support for slavery, so it's either work as a free man at the DMV for the rest of your life or work as a prisoner printing license plates.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think it should be all the money you made from the crime + punitive damages based on a percentage of the total amount of money you stole/defrauded.

It just needs to be completely unprofitable to break the law, in any circumstance (it doesn't necessarily have to be a financial crime). If the fines take away less money than you make continuing to break the law, that's just the cost of business. The punishment need to actually deter the crime by making such crimes unprofitable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Trouble is that charging, let alone convicting, the establishment of financial crimes has always been all but impossible.

In the UK, Boris giving huge taxpayer's cash to his mates for pointless never-delivered contracts. Post Office crimes against postmasters for false convictions waved away because they still control the NHS. That list is endless.

[–] AbouBenAdhem 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So if I have a net loss for the year, I’ll get paid to commit crimes?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I like the way you think, you would do well in the Australian property ~~racket~~ market

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Perhaps there could be a mandatory minimum fine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

100k would probably get someone 8 months.

If they are higher up it would be like 4 months

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think they are saying time-served would be based on the value of the crime divided by the median income. In OPs example, median income is 50k.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

plus televised caning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is the embezzler a $7.25 or otherwise minimum wage worker or a well-paid nepo baby?

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[–] Lupo 4 points 4 days ago (6 children)

To clarify, I meant national average. As in, an average American makes 40k a year, white collar crime 1 mil, get 25 years since that's how long it would take an average American to get 1 mil.

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