this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
298 points (99.7% liked)

196

16725 readers
2655 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] untorquer 17 points 2 weeks ago

Coward used a towel

[–] ummthatguy 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

the emergency glizzy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Took me a while to work out what I was looking at. It's an American style hotdog wrapped in a paper towel placed into the drop down sun glasses of a car / van. Although it must be a pretty small hotdog to fit in such a space, shrinkflation at its finest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for explaining where it was, I thought that was a hole in the ceiling or something

[–] Wav_function 10 points 2 weeks ago

You know I keep that mf thang on me

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 7 points 2 weeks ago

The longer you stare at it the more sense it makes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Just mustard? What is this, Deutschland at the dang Freimarkt?

For me, it's the Doger Dog toppings: ketchup, yellow mustard, diced white onion and pickle relish.

This is now a thread about hot dog topping preferences.

[–] EtherWhack 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ketchup on a dog is a sin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

then Im going to hot dog hell pal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let people love what they love, this is a progressive society

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TwanHE 2 points 2 weeks ago

The holy condiment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These are all toppings which can be had at the Costco food Mart, where the hot dog is $1.50

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A slice of american cheese on the bun first, dog, then chili mustard ketchup relish. And then the spice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you absolute fucking wild man

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do not attempt. I'm a professional.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everything but the relish. Actually, swap that relish for the cheapest, meatiest chilli with some ultra processed shredded cheese tossed in to the mix.

Like when the local hot dog cart gets to set up at a county fair, so they decide to go fancy with it and earn that extra $2 they're charging.

Maybe some Old Bay shaken over the top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

this is all so exotic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what is even happening right now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i can only really get the pre-made bagged refrigerated stuff, will that suffice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I get the vegan stuff from target

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

😂 do they even make kimchi in Ireland? 🇮🇪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

there are korean people in ireland. in dublin there's a street thats close to being acknowledged as little korea, but its also populated with a lot of lgbt bars and such, so there's no clear majority

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I looked it up on Google maps looked yummy. I guess y'all have kimchi at tesco as well. Thanks for inadvertently sharing some culture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

guh i would not buy tesco kimchi.. there are a bunch of decent asian food shops that have a bunch of korean brands

interestingly, this one korean food counter that sells bulgogi and bibimbap etc has corndogs, and they had one called potato corndog, which I expected to be a hotdog surrounded in a hashbrown style sheath, but it turned out to look like a pinecone with short french fries sticking out in an orderly manner. my wife was horrified

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh get what you can I guess. I buy kimchi from target. Tesco kimchi can't be much worse, can it?

That sounds divine! Why would she be horrified by this?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she just was not in the mood for such an abomination. you have to picture the little fry ends being stuck into the hotdog in a tight and symmetrical lattice pattern. depending on your mood its either pretty great or a sign of the end times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk man your Irish potato lattice corn dog sounds like food innovation to me but I wasn't there. I could see just wanting to eat something and not have to deal with the newness though, I suppose. There's some days when I just want to eat oatmeal and fruit and nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah id eat tf out of that.

[–] Cris_Color 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] nifty 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anti-gravity mustard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice sandwich holder you got there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ny system weiners ftw. Served all the way of course.