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[–] Num10ck 6 points 11 hours ago

locked in the back of a uhaul, using a loaf of bread as a pillow. when the sun rose the tiny airhole in the wall became a camera obscura and i watched the sunrise uprise down while waiting for someone to unlock the truck.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woke up in a horse drawn cart headed to some kind of military cult execution. Ended up escaping due to an unscheduled train.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird 1 points 12 hours ago

Exactly what I was thinking of 😂

[–] waz 8 points 1 day ago

I woke up in a bathtub once. The specifics are missing, but I remember someone suggested playing beer pong with tequila instead.

[–] Krzd 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On a military style folding bed, without a blanket and a gas mask on.

(I was renovating my current apartment, it was 4 o'clock in the morning and there were too many particles in the air to breathe without a filter.)

[–] M137 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On a huge trampoline with 10 friends when I was like 15.

In a pile of people on a Persian carpet outside an underground nightclub.

Inside an abandoned caravan in the middle of a forest that I was lost in.

Inside a big tyre used as a cushion for boats on a dock. In Swedish the word for being passed out from being drunk is "däckad" and the word tyre is "däck" so I was "däckad i ett däck" - "tyred in a tyre".

[–] untorquer 2 points 1 day ago

Camping when a herd of very large deer passed through to wave us up after seeing bear tracks several miles back.

Also back in high school, the marching band bus on longer trips.

Back of my car in the crescent city Walmart parking lot after a Yosemite trip.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I woke up naked on a beach, under a canoe. Haven't really drank much tequila since.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A holding cell, waiting to be processed is boring as hell. I'd highly recommend learning to sleep in the recovery position because even a solid steel bench can be comfortable if you do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Awesome link. Thank you for sharing

[–] KaTaRaNaGa 9 points 1 day ago

Such a cool link. Thanks for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

with a slight change in position (bottom) the penis is protected

Isn't that the truth...

[–] shalafi 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

LOL, been there done that. The tile floor was better than the steel bench because I could get in that position. Didn't know there was a word for that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Lucky, the floor in mine was even smaller than the bench

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Under an open sky on Antarctica

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't say that's weird, that's just extremely cool. What was it like?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It was unbelievable cool, but not in a temperature way. It was a bit chilly but not that bad since it was summer. That also means no sundown so it was just a bit less light. We dug a hole in the snow to keep from the wind and with some thick sleeping bags in a waterproof bag it was quite comfy and warm.

You are very far from any real civilization (no cellphone or anything) and that is completely refreshing. You just lay there listening to remote avalanches and the ocean, haven't slept as good as there. Untill after a short night I woke up from snow drifting into my nose and it was time to go before the weather changed.

Afterwards we took a swim in 4°C ocean water.. That also sure was something :)

Edit: I've written a small journal with some pictures on my blog if you're interested..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Incredible! Thanks for sharing such a unique experience

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ha no problem. They're fond memories so it is fun to revisit and talk about :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty chill and cool I imagine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A cemetery, a dried river bed and the basement of a derelict school. All backpacking in eastern Europe.

[–] Boozilla 14 points 2 days ago

In the aisle of a truck stop convenience store between magazine racks. Our tour bus had broken down again. It was in some midwestern town, can't even remember the state, as this was in the late 80s. Was reading magazines on the floor to kill time and fell asleep. Fortunately the clerk didn't care.

[–] QualifiedKitten 3 points 1 day ago

On the floor of a closet in a cheap hotel. With the closet door closed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

In a cattle-car using an M-16 A1 Automatic rifle to prop up my helmet, en-route to be tear-gassed.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A woman picked me up at a bar and we went back to her place.

When I woke up the next morning I was surrounded by the most Elvis paraphernalia that I have ever seen in one place.

I told her I was grabbing some coffees and just never returned.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That really makes me miss Graceland Too

[–] shalafi 5 points 1 day ago

My story starts the same, except I woke on the couch, butt naked, her fully dressed and her family milling around making breakfast. They were very nice people!

Rode my motorcycle to work on a Saturday to check in on my training class who had just hit the call center floor.

"Where you been shalafi?"

"Uh, it's a story..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Konstant 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Most of it. Beautiful scenery, though. And friendly people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

A closed hentai booth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
  1. In the back seat of my car in blizzard conditions outside my friend’s house because I’d left at like 2 AM and realized there was far too much snow to make it home. My friend was fast asleep when I came back so I just slept in my car.
  2. Another time I slept in the hallway of my apartment because I was locked out and too exhausted/poor to do anything about it until morning.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

South Dakota

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

30,000 feet off the ground.