Youth, as they say, is wasted on the young
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.
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Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.
An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.
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They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.
Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.
I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.
2010 was fantastic (I was 9)
So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You never know if you don't go
You never shine if you don't glow
Back streets? Different band.
Back street's back, alright?
Rule.
[I've decided to randomly say "rule" now to mock saying "rule". Which means I'm mocking myself. That's right! Rule.]
Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened
Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.
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Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you
Jealousy.
Damn, it really is that simple.
Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.
Germans probably have a word for it lol
We could have one too just by literally jamming those words together.
Lawn Syndrome, as in get off it.
Hey now…
You're in a locked car
Get yer gay mom
Goat filet
can't turn the air on
get baked
You're a porn star
Some
Where over the rainbow🌈
This,
Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's
By this logic could easily be a grandpa.
That's why so many old people keep to themselves so much. Shock
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