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[–] spicytuna62 106 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 15 hours ago

Sacre Bleu!

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[–] uservoid1 72 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it's good for the corn it's good for you.

[–] gac11 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

[–] Lawnman23 6 points 11 hours ago

A sun-goatse of sorts.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago

Throw in some powerful antibiotics too ... if it's good for the cow, it's good for you

[–] lemmylommy 12 points 14 hours ago

A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.

[–] bblkargonaut 2 points 7 hours ago

They really should start selling it and marketing it as never frozen fresh. It'll be even more effective that way once its legal nationwide.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Of course it was from Fresno, lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Heyo, that’s where I live 😅

[–] finitebanjo 9 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Relax, it isn't human to human transmissible.

Yet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

It hasn't been documented yet, sure, I'll give you that. You and I both have no idea if it has happened already and the patients didn't get tested or they didn't go to the hospital or doctor with the bird flu. They might not have even realized they had the flu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] marcos 2 points 14 hours ago

The attitude doesn't seem to be a problem here.

[–] arin 1 points 12 hours ago

Bunch of adluts getting pink eye flu from their kids says it already has been

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

isn't that the place with the freaky haunted pants?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

at least CVD isn't contagious

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago
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[–] lgmjon64 20 points 15 hours ago

Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I'll send them a link.

[–] BoogerBearadactyl 4 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

So, I don't really understand the science, but my son is only able to drink raw milk. When he drinks normal milk, he has terrible stomach aches and mad diarrhea. When he drinks raw milk, it's all rainbows and butterflies. For reference, he's 3 and has been drinking the raw milk for around a year and a half. Also, the rest of the family had no issues drinking pasteurized milk. Maybe somebody smarter than me could explain why this is?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Maybe don't fucking feed him milk at all? Whoa mind blown...

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[–] finitebanjo 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck, dude, it's already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven't been keeping up with the news on the issue.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It’s in our factory farming animals. It’s been that way for a while. The administration if just fucking around with it and not culling like they should.

And farmers are concealing their infected herds because they don’t want their animals culled. So just assume it is everywhere. We are probably on pandemic II feat. RFK Jr and Trump very soon and it is going to be a lot of fun.

[–] Olhonestjim 3 points 12 hours ago

I sure hope they chug that stuff.

[–] finitebanjo 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmm. Maybe theres still a little time, but rather unlikely.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, who knows. There is a possibility that they get a vaccine for farm animals soon and that ends the pandemic. But I’m not counting on it. I’ve stocked up on masks and the like, but I’ve never stopped with social distancing, masking and the like so a new flu pandemic isn’t going to change my life much.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I just drank like 2 glasses of milk because it was strawberry flavored :(

[–] lemmylommy 5 points 14 hours ago

Raw milk or pasteurized? The latter is most likely ok.

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[–] TropicalDingdong 6 points 15 hours ago

Raw milk now getting "Bird Flued on Date"

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