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[–] TheTechnician27 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

In fairness, she canonically knew Scarecrow the longest, and he gave her directions, helped her get some really yummy apples, and wisely brought a gun into the forest to protect her. Still a dick move, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MrMcGasion 16 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always got that mf thang tucked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

he used to be one of the royal guards, old habits die hard

[–] DirkMcCallahan 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Tin Man's heart shrunk three sizes that day.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 37 points 2 weeks ago

He got it just in time to be broken.

[–] GreenKnight23 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

their journey was long. the nights were cold.

couldn't fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn't fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

stawman came through for her. most dicks don't need brains.

[–] Makeitstop 22 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

Also the barbed penis.

[–] lugal 5 points 1 week ago

That's not what she said. You're making a strawman argument

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nick wouldn't have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn't even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That's why he started looking for a heart.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Every time i see an image of this movie i am reminded that they used asbestos snow which resulted in the deaths of all the actors iirc

Edit: evidently only scarecrow maybe died due to asbestos

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Looks like only the scarecrow died from it (and his cancer may not have even been caused by the asbestos)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • Tiny Dinky Daffy (Baby of the Year 1928): Died on March 14, 2019, pancaked by drunk dump truck driver at age 92.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Damn heart attacks are dangerous, appreciate the info. I corrected my comment

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

The whole production was a giant trainwreck. The asbestos is only a small part of it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have heard lf the asbestos use, but did they actually die from it?

[–] Pretzilla 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tinman almost died on set due to the unsafe body paint, too iirc

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dorothy playing favourites caused a rash of victims in suicide forest on their way to the Emerald City

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a damn crane or heron or whatever.

It's a bird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not even, this is actually an edited version of the clip that was sent out to people who mistook it for real because Mandela Effect.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Back then people were a lot less neurotic about never hurting anyone’s feelings

[–] surewhynotlem 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis 11 points 1 week ago

That one's a no-brainer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've seen the, err, adult version of the story you'd understand why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a -- hey! A Big Red apple!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's because in the cut version of the script there was a Dorothy/Scarecrow romance plot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

He has no brains, so he will believe her.