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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 9 hours ago

You're 5000 candles in the wind

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Did anyone tell the donkey it was vaccines for Senegal?

Just trying to understand whether this was a tragic accident or if the donkey is a racist asshole.

[–] FelixCress 31 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I thought these were life saving?

[–] Num10ck 4 points 8 hours ago

he ate an even number of doses, not odd.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago

Well it didnt die from malaria so technically it worked

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You see, the donkey was actually patient zero of the upcoming zombie outbreak. With its passing, millions of lives were saved.

[–] FelixCress 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What's the name for zombie donkeys? Zomkey? Dombie?

[–] surewhynotlem 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RedEyeFlightControl 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's what they use to resurface ice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

My God. We've been fools the entire time!

[–] konalt 3 points 8 hours ago

Welcome to zombonkey dot com. This is zombonkey dot com.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

And they say vaccines are safe smdh /s

[–] Voyajer 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

They found him, Mr Malaria himself

[–] TimeNaan 16 points 12 hours ago

It's a me, Malario!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 48 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Sir, this is a shitposting community. We're horsing around.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I've been working on it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

Hate to see you leave. Love watching you go.

[–] FelixCress 4 points 14 hours ago

A horse ass?

[–] FelixCress 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't put the cart before the horses.

[–] Burninator05 2 points 10 hours ago

I'll tell you the one thing I love doing more than almost anything l...counting chick's before they've hatched. A lot of times I over count, sometimes I count just right, and then the one magical time when I somehow ended up with more!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago

It fell asleep at the vet actually. I Google lensed it