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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

knowledge is a curse. and yet we seek it. we must enjoy pain

[–] IndiBrony 24 points 3 weeks ago

Hurt me more, daddy

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One Parasitology course changed me and the way I perceived the world forever. Parasitology: not even once

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] hoch 18 points 3 weeks ago

Glasses of water

[–] InputZero 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Any body of water, so lakes, swimming pools, the ocean are packed with parasites. Food, a lot of it has parasites in it, we just cook them to death first. Worms in the dirt. My own bed. The list goes on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Naegleria fowleri, the goddamn brain-eating amoeba, is goddamn everywhere and I goddamn hate knowing that.

[–] Kyrgizion 2 points 3 weeks ago

Demodex, the gift that keeps on giving.

microscopically poops on your gd face, sleep tight

[–] Subverb 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Microbiology is one of the few professions that motivates you to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure most people wash their hands on their way out.

[–] Xanthrax 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did anyone's elses teacher drop a small amount of sea water on their head, then he put a drop underneath a microscope, causing everyone to collectively freak out? That was mostly plankton, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Your teacher is Hella rad

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this like learning that the splash from your toilet bowl sprinkles a bit of water on your toothbrush? Essentially a pure infohazard that makes tour life worse with no benefit?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like the bacteria in drinking water, you can't see it, taste it or perceive it in any way and it poses no relevant health risks. Your bathroom is flooded with poop particles even if you close the lid before flushing. It's just a fun fact and nothing to worry about, really.

[–] GraniteM 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The entire world is covered in a fine layer of poo particles. Really, anything that isn't covered in poo is the outlier and ought to be highly suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

and from what i can tell it seems like you'd just develop severe allergies and other health issues if you somehow managed to permanently sterilize your skin and everything around you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

The benefit is learning to close the lid before you flush. If you flush unlidded anyway... that's gross.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You keep your toothbrush in the bathroom?

[–] tamal3 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What do you think about my unfiltered spring water

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

As a chemist, I'd say it's great for watering decorative plants and flushing the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bruh. Our well had a fish living (and dying) in it for a while. The human body can handle some weird stuff.

[–] tamal3 5 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't want to say it first! But a huge salamander was living in the water holding tank last I checked! It seems to have gotten swept in during the hurricane in September, and I'm not sure how to get it out as the water in the tank is nearly 10 ft deep.

I've never seen that before though--the system is pretty tight. The water comes out from under a huge oak tree into a sheltered area, and stays sheltered until it comes out of the tap. Nobody has ever gotten sick off it to my knowledge... though the salamander is a new development!

I'd love to get the water tested, but I haven't looked into it other than some local offices that test mineral content. How would I look into testing for parasites?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Learning about all the bugs that live in your hair and eyebrows made me lose a few nights of sleep.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

“A glass of water when Norton accidentally refunded you 4000USD instead of 400”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

My hydro homies will still rise up.

[–] yamanii 7 points 3 weeks ago

Make like the medieval times, always be drunk.

[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

kinda behooves one to filter then, huh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pond water? yes, don't drink unfiltered unboiled pond water.

Tap water? unless you live in developing countries like the USA, you don't need to worry about it, it's already treated before entering your home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

memes aside, it's treated here.