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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I remember "It's 10 pm, do you know where your children are?" being asked every night before the local news.

'Stand By Me' was a movie about four boys disappearing for a weekend and not one parent was arrested.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago

It’s 10 pm, do you know where your children are?

I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT, NO!

screencap of a Simpsons episode

[–] Fredselfish 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude without thar ad don't think my parents would have come looking for me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My parents didn't come looking, it was just if you came in the door after they got that announcement they knew to beat us. If we were in before it they didn't have to do anything in their mind

[–] Fredselfish 3 points 1 month ago

It was only after that ad when my mom come looking for us. She only beat us if she couldn't find us.

Only rule we had was be home when the street lights came on.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dad tells stories of snowstorms back in the 70s & 80s where they would leave their truck at the end of the driveway with the keys in it and unlocked.

We live very rural (my grandparents were my neighbours growing up), and snowstorms could get bad. So everyone left their vehicles out with the keys in case someone broke down on the side of the road so that they could hop in the truck and turn it on to stay warm. Never had a vehicle so much as damaged, much less stolen.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 49 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Yes but also dirty old men tried to grope you in parks and your parents didn't care.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you sure that changed?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 29 points 1 month ago

Yeah now they try to grope you in the White House

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It was very different in that when you went home and told your parents about it they didn't do anything at all. Nowadays parents act on it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Definitely not disagreeing with that. I made the comment after reading the title, but before I saw the associated image.

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[–] spicytuna62 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hell, when I was a little boy in 2001, you could still accept a ride from strangers. I mean, sure, you could end up in the car with a wannabe John Wayne Gacy, but more often than not, it was a kind stranger offering a ride to a kid walking home in the 105 degree Texas heat.

[–] TheTechnician27 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (17 children)

(If the US had adequate public transit/micromobility infrastructure, worrying about random strangers picking you up – let alone for intra-city travel – wouldn't be a thing.)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd argue that's still the case, and always has been, and likely always will be. I don't think there's a larger number of evil people intent on harming hitchhikers, just that it is a dangerous habit and the cases that end violently are the only ones that make the news. It's more that we're better educated about it now, and so less people are willing to hitch or pick up hitchhikers now

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I still pick up hitchhikers. I consider it a nice thing to do if you are heading in the same direction. It may get me killed one day, but at least I'll die doing the right thing.

[–] TheBat 17 points 1 month ago

Motorboating titties?

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don’t remember Balki driving me anywhere in the 80s

[–] disguy_ovahea 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Your dad is Balki Bartokomous?!? I have so many questions.

Did you grow up in the states or on Mypos? Is your full name Semi_Hemi_Demigod Bartokomous? Do you have your own place, or do you live with cousin-once-removed Larry? Do you know the Dance of Joy, and can you teach me?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but he is like a close uncle.

Sadly I have never visited the motherland.

My full name is Semihemidemideus Bartokomous.

I have my own place but Uncle Larry and I are restoring his old Mustang.

Of course I know the dance of joy and would be so happy to teach you I would do the dance of joy!

[–] disguy_ovahea 6 points 1 month ago

I don’t think I’ve ever appreciated a response more. Can’t wait to learn it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Don't be ridicurous

[–] jordanlund 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leave your phone at home?

"It was on the charger! I forgot!"

[–] gibmiser 8 points 1 month ago

Not sure that would work.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

In the 1980's Perfect Strangers was a TV show.

(And it was funny)

[–] thenextguy 15 points 1 month ago

Don't be ridiculous.

[–] TheTechnician27 9 points 1 month ago

🎵 Standing taaaaall 🎵

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[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perfect strangers in the 1980s?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So glad it wasn't just me, hah,

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 17 points 1 month ago

If they really wanted to reach me at all times they could have paid for a pager. I wasn't going to.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 9 points 1 month ago

Now we give perfect strangers a star rating based on how little they talked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And few of us were murdered.

(Some were.)

[–] Allonzee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Everyone is going to die.

The obsession with safety to the exclusion of all else has taken the life out of life.

Example: Can't have trick or treating anymore, having neighbors meeting and forging goodwill with neighbors under it, "they might have poisoned your candy." despite no prior epidemic of candy poisoning having led to this.

People are so obsessed with making the highly, highly improbable happening with others impossible, that most seem to just be surviving. That isn't living.

Not gonna change, really sad though. The information age turning every random crime with an interesting aspect that happened a thousand miles away from you with the perpetrator arrested into a Netflix docuseries with viewers declaring they're surprised it hasn't happened to them because they went on a walk alone once and NEVER AGAIN!

Weird everyone is so obsessed with dying at a feeble age with a shit filled diaper, senile and confused.

[–] Dasus 6 points 1 month ago

And people generally just ignore how much we trust each other every day. Like every single other person could kill you if you don't expect it. Push someone on the street, they fall and die. That's it. Or have something sharp and purposefully poke it into another person. We walk past hundreds if not thousands of people while walking in the city. The amount of trust humanity requires just to function is insane. And some people think all of that suddenly goes out the window on halloween etc?

Fucking moronic cowards.

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[–] PugJesus 9 points 1 month ago

[laughs in not having cell ever charged]

A practice that has served me well ever since high school

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The fact that I can hear this comment proves I'm old as fuck.

[–] ikidd 5 points 1 month ago

I'll still give hitchhikers a lift if I'm on a long drive and I'm having trouble staying awake.

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