this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Thank-you?

You.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[–] lunarul 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 1 month ago

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

[–] RizzRustbolt 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

[–] Jayve 13 points 1 month ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[–] gibmiser 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Your welcome

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The more you read the worse it gets

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[–] TseseJuer 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

no but i do smell toast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 9 points 1 month ago

I have been enlightened.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The intention was there, just not the structure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.

[–] idunnololz 1 points 1 month ago

So doooooooo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Just like ma used to say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me

[–] spongeborgcubepants 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is clearly a Sunny reference

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.

[–] spongebue 0 points 1 month ago

My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom