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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Prior to the full scale invasion, Nataliya was a preschool teacher.

Uniquely skilled at dealing with shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I wonder if she could talk Putler into taking a nap and ending this shit. If the could just give her the chance.

[–] Shou 1 points 3 weeks ago

She's handled armies of toddlers before.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago

So fucking cool.

Also a sad observation on the cost of war Putin has created: this person was formerly building a welcoming environment for children to start their learning lives. Now she has to fight to defend their existence. Touches on the unseen loses of war.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 67 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This makes me sad. No preschool teacher should have to ever do this. Nobody should have to do this.

[–] ThePyroPython 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed, but I am glad there are those who are willing to step up to the plate anyway.

[–] FinalRemix 8 points 1 month ago

Her career was prepping lives. Now she's saving lives.

[–] Jarix 6 points 1 month ago

I think it's perfectly fine if our pre school teachers have this kind of life experiences to draw upon and use to teach kids

[–] AlbinoPython 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, this feels like orphan crushing machine news.

[–] EpicFailGuy 1 points 1 month ago

Hey! Another lvl 1 tech fan in the wild!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

War, or shooting down cruise missiles with MANPADs? Technically, you could do the latter in peacetime.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

She shot down a missile, war was her true calling.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

That's actually badass as fuck

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Not surprising, she has seen true war already with her class of crotchgoblins

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

MANPAD

Is that what we're calling it now?

[–] HKPiax 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah stupid mistake. It doesn’t matter if it’s one or more, it’s always WOMANPAD

[–] Shou 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think we should start calling it WOMANPAD. She did k8ck ass after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Fuxking metal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So she had pre-war professional combat experience and missile interception skills (catching a toddler on a sugar rush).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need me to find a woman like this someday in life

> Would you fire a shoulder padded missile to a rocket from the foreign invaders ?

>> Yes

> Please marry me

Figuralativly speaking ofc