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[–] Buddahriffic 5 points 4 hours ago

You need to explain that, though they are generally rich, it's not unusual for unheard of princes to occasionally fall on hard times and have their fortunes compensated until they are able to pay a ransom to get a corrupt bank or government to release their vast wealth back to them AND that they are almost always grateful to anyone who assists them in paying that ransom.

Oh wait, sorry, wrong scam.

Wouldn't you find it useful to be able to prove that you paid for something? When you buy an NFT, you're buying just that: the ability to prove that you bought it. And sometimes it even comes with a copy of an image or a spaceship you might just be able to use in a video game or just hold on to until we develop the technology to live in video game spaceships and you sell it for massive profits!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Turn that into an NFT, nerd.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This is bait. It's gotta be.

[–] tee9000 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If this was Reddit this would be posted on a "CryptobrosLs" communities or something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Reddit has had a "Buttcoin" subreddit making fun of Bitcoin since 2011!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago

Hah your mom has a cool boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

My advice is for you to wipe my butt clean with your tongue my guy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

Ah fuck. I'm in a public stall and just giggle farted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I’m not your bidet, buddy!

[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom's new boyfriend is a smart fella, but her son seems to be a fart smella.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Modern day poetry, 👌👌👌👌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

We need a community for internet comment's poetry.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't he on top of many of these pyramid chains?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Probably would if he could

[–] [email protected] 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Relationships are like the blockchain.
There's no trusted, central database of all relationships that determines what is or isn't cheating.
That trust is negotiated in each interaction.

Marriages follow the traditional method of a chain of trust. There is a central database that lies with the government or the church, and everyone decides which database they want to trust.

[–] Blue_Morpho 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You must have an interesting social life that every time you hook up, all past relationships immediately contact each other and vote on whether you are a cheater.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

His real name is Scott Pilgrim.

[–] Gustephan 5 points 16 hours ago

It's part of the survey and mailing list all of their relationships receive the first time they wake up in OP's bed

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