this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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[–] bruhduh 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Nah I’m good

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The bean will only melt above 2500F.
We have issues.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jet fuel can't melt steel beans.

[–] Etterra 5 points 1 month ago

I hate you take my upvote.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

People were underestimating global warming

[–] cm0002 23 points 1 month ago

Authorities urge residents not to taste it

Omw as an out of stater since they only said residents!

[–] samus12345 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is the bean ai powered.

[–] Etterra 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because it's funnier watching the tourists get fooled that way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

[–] youstolemyname 2 points 1 month ago

Is cloud gate like watergate?

[–] FlyingSquid -2 points 1 month ago

If you have a girlfriend, she has my pity. But she can probably help you find it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom 6 points 1 month ago

JAHAHHAHAHA

[–] DankDingleberry 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as an european: may i politely inquire: WTF is going on over there??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The bean is a sculpture whose "reflective surface was inspired by liquid mercury" (Source). This post implies it's actually made of mercury and has now melted. The linked webpage says it's made of steel, but as we all know, it takes a lot of heat to melt steel beans.

[–] Etterra 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chicagoam here. The bean is just a stupid tourist attraction. If you want to see real outdoor art in the city, go find the Picasso. It's like a story and a half tall, you can't miss it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know either - never bean to Chicago - but it sure looks impressive

[–] Duamerthrax 4 points 1 month ago

The artist is also the guy who bought the exclusive rights to Vantablack and hates that people call it "The Bean", se lets all call it what it is.

[–] faceula 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, oh you sir. Very good.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't have made it out of gallium

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh so that’s why they call it Bean Town!

[–] Etterra 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, obscure Parks and Rec reference.

[–] expatriado 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

gentoo headquarters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can taste it right now just by licking it...

Make sure it's not been freezing the night before.

[–] Etterra 3 points 1 month ago

That's a lie meant to fool tourists. It's perfectly safe to lick the bean in winter. You can trust me; I'm not just a Chicagoan, I'm Sicilian.

[–] TunaCowboy 4 points 1 month ago

That's fucking beananas bro.

[–] Etterra 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Chicagoan, I can confidently assert that no locals would touch (or miss) that stupid thing. The parade of tourists that think it's great however? They'll be drinking that shit lol

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like it in concept.

A big mirror thing in an organic shape is a cool idea.

The shape chosen is the problem. Actually, if it looked like it did in the meme, I'd like it a lot more.