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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thats a piss bottle for when u are in the hospital or physically disabled

[–] Coreidan -4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

True but it’s also just a piece of plastic in a special shape.

[–] FooBarrington 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a piece of plastic in a special shape that was used as a piss bottle in an old folks home.

[–] Coreidan -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the end it’s just plastic.

[–] FooBarrington 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plastic isn't necessarily perfect, it can e.g. be affected by substances like acids. I'd be incredibly surprised if there wasn't a material difference between a "virgin" piss bottle and a 10-year one.

[–] Coreidan -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think someone eating food from a piss jug cares about material differences in the plastic.

[–] FooBarrington 3 points 1 month ago

If those material differences cause a layer of piss to stick to the plastic which isn't easily cleanable and dissolves into food over time, they're gonna care about them.

[–] NatakuNox 5 points 1 month ago

👆 This guy likes golden showers 👆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Until it's been used.

[–] ABCDE 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Me either, nor how you pay 0.25 cents for something.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

there's a handy round section of a cylinder made out of a silvery metal, with embossed motives on both sides, that carry this exact value, you can use it to trade for an item deemed similarly priced

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Huh, I thought the lowest denomination was 1.00 Cents.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, then you just cut it into quarters.

Clearly.

https://i.imgur.com/vZp05Ei.gif

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What "quarters" precious?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it is, i just found out my reading skill isn't as good as i thought ^^'

[–] lemmyman 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 6 points 1 month ago

That's an Internet classic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not from the US, but isn't the smallest coin a 1-cent coin?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Big government doesn't want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

ah i'm dumb sorry :')

[–] ABCDE 4 points 1 month ago

Okay, so a few things:

embossed motives

What reasons could these possibly be?

an item deemed similarly priced

Is this magical 0.25c coin priced, or does it simply have a value on it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Buy four of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The closest you can get is .2 or .3 cents. It's called a mill. Gas stations use it all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A million or two shitcoins can buy you that easily

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It's a urinal jug, like https://a.co/d/cytL8wX.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

I know it's going to last a long time because the old lady said they used it everyday and it still looks practically new

[–] tomi000 18 points 1 month ago

.25 cents? Thats 0.0025$, what a steal!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Now that gravy boat is the president of the united states!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've recently learned about bourdaloues. I wonder how many of them had a second life as a gravy boat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Here’s one being filled with gravy now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Anything that color in one of those containers...isn't gravy. And if it was before it went in, it isn't anymore.

[–] feedum_sneedson 5 points 1 month ago
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 1 month ago

Omigod.

My SO was hospitalized 18 months ago and had to use one of those. He also has prostate hypertrophy so urinates slowly as it is, and also was in diabetic ketoacidosis so was on IV fluids and insulin, and basically he spent a lot of time holding his dick in a jug really having to pee but taking forever.

[–] BeMoreCareful 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.