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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

The navy attracts weirdos because of all the seamen.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is concubine the correct term? Wouldn't it be "a harem of twink concubines"?

[–] ceenote 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guy who said it probably doesn't grammar all that well anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He posts on NCD, we can only expect so much

[–] Death_Equity 4 points 2 weeks ago

At best, we can expect nothing; so that we are always delighted with what comes forth.

If you set the bar low enough, a punch in the face can make your day.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That is a great obscure word, but catamite generally implies religion… if he’s mandalorian, I’d say that’s a bingo.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'd have a concubine of twinks if social media didn't exist

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I'm...not sure how that would work.

A harem of twinks, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Some sort of giant concubine assembled from 5 small twinks as seen in shows like Transformers or Power Rangers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Given that they could be food as well, probably more like a twink farm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/78cba939-2e6a-4611-bb85-fc85b1bd46fe.png

EDIT: Oh, wait. I'd been ignoring all this, didn't realize that there was some sort of cannibalism aspect to this, misinterpreted you. Huh.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A concubine is a single female person who cohabits (lives with) a male, is sexually involved with a male, but not married.

Its a singular noun. Spec Ops man is not using the term correctly.

Harem is basically when you have either multiple wives, concubines, or mixture of both.

It would have at least made grammatical sense if he'd said that.

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Basically, what Mr Spec Ops is attempting to describe is an isekai harem anime show, where the twist is its a gay bear and a bunch of femboy twinks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can have male concubines but otherwise yeah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You are correct, I did not know that the same term is used for males as well.

Male concubines seem to be pretty rare and exceptional historically, compared to female concubines, excepting Rome, Greece and the Ottoman Empire.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Basically, what Mr Spec Ops is attempting to describe is an isekai harem anime show, where the twist is its a gay bear and a bunch of femboy twinks.

The Threadiverse definitely needs an analog to Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence.

EDIT: Heh. Apparently the social media post that started the NCD response went on there 25 minutes ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Other than the Mr Spec Ops bit that is probably not new.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The worst thing is that this is based on a true story...

[–] horse_battery_staple 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's this in reference to?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some guys posted that they voted for Harris and in response the guy who shot Osama or something told them they would be his concubines if there were no social media

Edit: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27624571

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correction: he claims to have shot Bin Laden. There's a couple of other Navy SEALs that also make the claim, but the State Department doesn't confirm or deny any of them

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Whether it was him or one of the other guys, one thing is clear; This gay guy wants to fuck twinks harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden.