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[โ€“] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uncle Mark: Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] aeronmelon 42 points 2 weeks ago

Classic Uncle Mark.

[โ€“] danc4498 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dad: Hi dead, Iโ€™m dad๐Ÿฅธ

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

rises from the dead to blast dad with a shotgun

[โ€“] Madison420 2 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is so sad, it makes me cry a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

So lonely without him๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 56 points 2 weeks ago

I think your parents are trying to teach you

[โ€“] BradleyUffner 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They seem to be using them correctly to me ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคน

[โ€“] johannesvanderwhales 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gen Z uses๐Ÿ’€to mean laughing from what I understand.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait, what? I tought that it's more like awkward situation type of emoji.

[โ€“] kopasz7 11 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

As the other person already said, it basically means "I'm dead" and you can laugh so hard that you supposedly die, or you can die inside, due to an awkward situation. It can be used for both.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like "I'm ded" because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it's gone so I'm ded now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You've got two generations present.

One for whom emoji happened well into adulthood, and they start tacking them on awkwardly and redundantly.

One for whom emoji has always been almost as accessible as the latin alphabet, and touchscreen keyboards are so shit that emoji themselves become slang for concepts that they're only obliquely related to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

There's a middle. I still use emoticons and completely reject emojis. All ASCII all the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I exclusively use rage comic memes to express myself. Does that date me? Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[โ€“] captainlezbian 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. Itโ€™s just more natural to me

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Emoji have done something that emoticons never did: Emoji have become hieroglyphs.

:) :o :D XD This tells the story of a happy person being surprised and then starting to laugh. Emoticons were crude depictions of facial expressions and never took on abstract meanings beyond those.

Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed. On most systems I've seen Emoji on, they're too small and the details are too fine to really make them out. There's 1,000 facial expression ones, all of them are mostly just yellow circles. Why does there have to be a slightly frowning and a frowning face? Why do we have "woozy" and "dizzy" as separate glyphs? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ Which of the two is that? Trick question, neither, that's "face with spiral eyes." Emoji are stage IV emoticon cancer. So teh youthz don't actually use the facial expression ones, they use a skull for laughing, because that one is white and easy to tell apart. Apparently the etymology is "died/dying laughing."

Trying it on Lemmy's emoji selector, "skull" and "death" both return the skull emoji, but "laugh" or "funny" doesn't. So the skull emoji, along with others, are like hieroglyphs. They've taken on abstract indirect meanings of their own independent of what the glyph literally means.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The skull emoji also signifies deadpan delivery of a joke. Because the skull is incapable of showing emotion, the skull represents a falsely blank expression.

I forgor ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed.

uhhh

[โ€“] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn gramps, you have some strong opinions on a bunch of little pictures. Weird hill to die on. I imagine this just is the most important thing in your life, so you care about it a lot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You are probably one of those freaks that feels like local flags do not have to follow the rules of vexiology. You're basically an animal.

Go back to living in your Non-Standardized cave. I bet you don't even know what the ISO is, your people discussed me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[โ€“] TriPolarBearz 4 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. And there's a younger generation (Gen Alpha) using slangs such as "๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ" as a synonym for "๐Ÿ˜ฎ" (if I understood correctly, because I'm not Alpha, I'm Zennial).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

From what I've seen, ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ is more like "focused on watching this", but I'm even older, so maybe I'm misunderstanding.

[โ€“] gibmiser 24 points 2 weeks ago

RIP In Peace Uncle Mark

[โ€“] MataVatnik 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ปโšฑ๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god, uncle John burned to death in a house fire?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Uncle John has burned to death on a mountaintop apparently.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 14 points 2 weeks ago

Okay now they need to write a eulogy entirely in emojis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't even know he was sick ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Mark that one down. ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] DragonsInARoom 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dephyre 8 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] toynbee 8 points 2 weeks ago

The message would be better and more sympathetically conveyed without any emoji, but if you have to have one, this seems appropriate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm too old for this shit"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh dear. Imagine if they figure out how to use mene-GIFS next.

[โ€“] PieMePlenty 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

coffin dance gif

Your uncle is in it.