Uncle Mark: Iβm dead ππ
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Classic Uncle Mark.
Dad: Hi dead, Iβm dadπ₯Έ
rises from the dead to blast dad with a shotgun
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This is so sad, it makes me cry a lot ππ
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LoL
So lonely without himπ₯Ί
I think your parents are trying to teach you
They seem to be using them correctly to me π«π€Ή
Gen Z usesπto mean laughing from what I understand.
Wait, what? I tought that it's more like awkward situation type of emoji.
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As the other person already said, it basically means "I'm dead" and you can laugh so hard that you supposedly die, or you can die inside, due to an awkward situation. It can be used for both.
Like "I'm ded" because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it's gone so I'm ded now.
You've got two generations present.
One for whom emoji happened well into adulthood, and they start tacking them on awkwardly and redundantly.
One for whom emoji has always been almost as accessible as the latin alphabet, and touchscreen keyboards are so shit that emoji themselves become slang for concepts that they're only obliquely related to.
There's a middle. I still use emoticons and completely reject emojis. All ASCII all the time.
(^Β°^)
:D
Same. Itβs just more natural to me
Emoji have done something that emoticons never did: Emoji have become hieroglyphs.
:) :o :D XD This tells the story of a happy person being surprised and then starting to laugh. Emoticons were crude depictions of facial expressions and never took on abstract meanings beyond those.
Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed. On most systems I've seen Emoji on, they're too small and the details are too fine to really make them out. There's 1,000 facial expression ones, all of them are mostly just yellow circles. Why does there have to be a slightly frowning and a frowning face? Why do we have "woozy" and "dizzy" as separate glyphs? π΅βπ« Which of the two is that? Trick question, neither, that's "face with spiral eyes." Emoji are stage IV emoticon cancer. So teh youthz don't actually use the facial expression ones, they use a skull for laughing, because that one is white and easy to tell apart. Apparently the etymology is "died/dying laughing."
Trying it on Lemmy's emoji selector, "skull" and "death" both return the skull emoji, but "laugh" or "funny" doesn't. So the skull emoji, along with others, are like hieroglyphs. They've taken on abstract indirect meanings of their own independent of what the glyph literally means.
The skull emoji also signifies deadpan delivery of a joke. Because the skull is incapable of showing emotion, the skull represents a falsely blank expression.
I forgor π
Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed.
uhhh
Damn gramps, you have some strong opinions on a bunch of little pictures. Weird hill to die on. I imagine this just is the most important thing in your life, so you care about it a lot.
You are probably one of those freaks that feels like local flags do not have to follow the rules of vexiology. You're basically an animal.
Go back to living in your Non-Standardized cave. I bet you don't even know what the ISO is, your people discussed me.
Legend
O7
RIP In Peace Uncle Mark
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Oh god, uncle John burned to death in a house fire?
Uncle John has burned to death on a mountaintop apparently.
Okay now they need to write a eulogy entirely in emojis.
I didn't even know he was sick π
Mark that one down. π
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The message would be better and more sympathetically conveyed without any emoji, but if you have to have one, this seems appropriate.
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That's lit
"I'm too old for this shit"
Oh dear. Imagine if they figure out how to use mene-GIFS next.
coffin dance gif
Your uncle is in it.