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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[–] Illogicalbit 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TheSealStartedIt 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Allonzee 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[–] doingthestuff 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 5 points 2 weeks ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They probably mean your kidneys

[–] QuaternionsRock 3 points 2 weeks ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[–] tdawg 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ok it's clever

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[–] Anticorp 10 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[–] jadedwench 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[–] FelixCress 11 points 2 weeks ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[–] fluxion 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, Amex users have no soul

[–] jadedwench 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think most people just call it employment

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 8 points 2 weeks ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Back entrance only

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if you're already gay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You turn lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 2 weeks ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 weeks ago

How many twinks to a bear?

[–] Randelung 4 points 2 weeks ago

OpenMouthKisses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] Iheartcheese 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What kinda cheese we talking

[–] andrewta 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Legal and tender.

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

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