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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[–] Illogicalbit 9 points 1 month ago
[–] TheSealStartedIt 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Allonzee 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[–] doingthestuff 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 5 points 1 month ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They probably mean your kidneys

[–] QuaternionsRock 3 points 1 month ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[–] tdawg 7 points 1 month ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Ok it's clever

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[–] Anticorp 10 points 1 month ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[–] jadedwench 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[–] FelixCress 11 points 1 month ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[–] fluxion 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, Amex users have no soul

[–] jadedwench 2 points 1 month ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I think most people just call it employment

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 8 points 1 month ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 1 month ago

Back entrance only

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if you're already gay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You turn lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 1 month ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 month ago

How many twinks to a bear?

[–] Randelung 4 points 1 month ago

OpenMouthKisses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] Iheartcheese 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kinda cheese we talking

[–] andrewta 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Legal and tender.

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

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