this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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Cyanide and Happiness

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

Ps. Sub to all my comic strip communities…

Bloom County [email protected] https://lemm.ee/c/bloomcounty

Calvin and Hobbes [email protected] https://lemmy.world/c/calvinandhobbes

Cyanide and Happiness !cyanideandhappiness https://lemm.ee/c/cyanideandhappiness

Garfield [email protected] https://lemmy.world/c/garfield

The Far Side [email protected] https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected]

Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon 14 points 1 month ago

I, too, saw that other comic.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would the foetus be undead and count as a still birth?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone call the republicans, we have an abortion in progress.

[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 1 month ago

"What has this country come to when women are MURDERING their half-vampire babies!?!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, I didn’t know the words I’ve said were so spooky.

[–] Lemminary 4 points 1 month ago

Context matters. 🤭

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Affirmative consent enforced by vampirism

[–] PhoreTwunny 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is this a storyboard from True Blood?

[–] ChapulinColorado 10 points 1 month ago

Sookeeeeeehh~ 🧛‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Is that actually a standard vampire rule? I honestly thought that was something Adventure Time made up.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is a very old thing, actually!

[–] slaacaa 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, without permission it’s vampiric assault, a serious crime. Victims are coming forward more and more since the #Vtoo movement

[–] jaybone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you were bitten against your will, you can’t become a vampire unless you want to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down?

[–] Lemminary 4 points 1 month ago

Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that!

[–] TheRedSpade 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if you can call anything to do with fictional beings "standard". All of it is subject to interpretation and the whims of the storyteller.

That said, while it tends to be absent from modern lore, it's a very old rule as the other commenter said.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on what you consider modern. It's still there in The Lost Boys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Such a great bad movie. The dude playing the sax steals the show

[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don’t know if you can call anything to do with fictional beings “standard”.

By "standard" I was meaning a well established trope. I was under the impression that Adventure Time was the origin.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch 7 points 1 month ago

In American lore, they also have arithmomania, where they compulsively have to count things. So you'd throw some straw behind you to escape the vampire because it would have to stop and count the straw that you threw. That's why The Count in Sesame Street is a Vampire who likes counting things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. If you read Dracula, Dr Van Hellsing explains all this and many other interesting things...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All part of the narrative that a vampire will seduce you, because without you inviting it in then it can’t.

Adventure Time just riffs on it

[–] hakunawazo 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Blow a nut in that gut, then drink some wine and eat some chicken!

[–] Lightsong 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Aren't vampires considered undead? Lacks any blood in their system? How would they produce a boner?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Clearly by drinking the blood of others to fuel their boners. You thought vampires needed blood to live? No, they need it to smash.

^yo ^mamma

[–] Tabula_stercore 9 points 1 month ago

The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

[–] franklin 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends on lore. Classical? No boner. World of Darkness Vampire? Yes... Sort of, you can "spend" blood in order to revive human functionality including a boner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Buffy the vampire slayer? "I can fix them"

[–] VindictiveJudge 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WoD vamps don't really enjoy sex, though. Except Jeannette, but she's explicitly insane. They can do it, but they don't really get anything out of it, except for an opportunity to feed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sparkly vamp Twilight lore? It just works, don't ask questions...

(Team Jacob)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

In some versions of the lore they constantly have a boner at all times

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you use garlic as a contraceptive in this case?

[–] jaybone 7 points 1 month ago

Stuff it up in there like you’re making a roast.