this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] xpinchx 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I find this relatable lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 9 points 14 hours ago

Okay, deer.

[–] citrusface 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, this one is pretty good.

[–] Retrograde 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Til you realize deer live about 6 years :(

[–] TotallynotJessica 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They probably never live long enough to be this old and out of shape. If they can't run away, they're easy pickings for wolves and panthers. Humans are lucky that we can defend those who are unable to defend themselves. Baby deer come out prepared for running. Our babies can't lay on their stomachs for months.

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone can lay on their stomachs for months. That's a very long time to maintain a single position.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Listen here you little shit...