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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have suffered for millions of years under mosquitos are they are likely the biggest killer of humans in history. Maybe us evolving big brains and developing genetic engineering is an evolutionary necessity?

Or as Harbinger said: “We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] WaxedWookie 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We genetically engineered mosquitoes to have gender dysmorphia - weird times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

They are turning the ~~frogs gay~~ mosquitoes trans!

[–] andshit 6 points 2 days ago

LOL FUCK EM

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I get the feeling of discomfort but it's basically the same feeling we get when someone breaks a pencil

There is no evidence that a mosquito is capable of feeling the kind of despair or horror that a human would feel in a similar situation. It's unlikely that mosquitos can form emotions at all.

At the same time, a huge portion of human-animal interactions involve the human controlling the animal in ways that they animal can't even comprehend. A dog has no idea you're doing operant conditioning to change their behavior. Pigs have no idea they're being fed just so they and their children can be eaten.

The only way to avoid this kind of thing is to turn off your big human brain and go back to ape tier. We might need to go farther down the tier list than that though https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

[–] thawed_caveman 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can't believe i'm saying this, but... I think mosquitos don't deserve this. There's basically no life form that deserves our cruelty more than mosquitoes, but this pushes a boundary i didn't know was there.

[–] CptEnder 56 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude. This could be argued as a form of evolution. We simply engineered them out as a threat. GG get gud scrub, see you in 3 million years when you have your own AI generated bioengineering.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the one hand this is creepy as hell

On the other fuck mosquitoes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Great. First science was making the frogs gay. Now it's turning the mosquitos trans.

What's next? Lesbian amoebas? Pansexual algae? Non-binary seahorses?

Has science gone too far?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Has science gone too far?

No

[–] yamanii 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a Brazilian, I won't feel sorry for these fuckers.

[–] Klear 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

[–] dejected_warp_core 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The only good bug is a dead bug.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Right, but consider:

Fuck them bugs

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Hey, most bugs are cool and an important part of their ecosystem.

Mosquitoes tho ? Yeah, fuck them.

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[–] [email protected] 226 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (23 children)

Mosquitoes have killed more humans than every disease ever (edit: when you obviously exclude malaria) along with every war ever, combined.

Fuck those little shits. Let them all die, it will literally change nothing on this planet because nothing solely survives off predation on mosquitoes or their larvae.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 163 points 3 days ago (3 children)

But what will happen when the humans lose their natural predators, we might destroy our habita- ah, right. Nevermind

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many humans as possible

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd like to see any scientific study that reassures at least a little that this won't have terrible ramifications for ecosystems and the food chain.

We know too little, we are shortsighted and we have a bad record of intervening with nature.

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[–] Agent641 23 points 3 days ago

Genetically engineer them to grow to the size of Cessna. Ride them to battle

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 99 points 3 days ago (9 children)

This is a crime against nature and god and decency, and mosquitos are probably the only place I'd be absolutely, completely for it.

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[–] Reddfugee42 5 points 2 days ago

This is as sad as watching the Terminator try to kill people with a broken gun. Alexa, play "in the arms of the angels"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

DIE, DIE, DIE

[–] Smokeydope 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I am a hippy nature person who tries to be merciful and kind to plants or insects. The exceptions are mosquitoes and ticks. Those fuckers want to take my blood and dont settle for one serving if they get the chance. Were in a biological armrace and so far we've been loosing. Let's see how they like being fucked with.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I know it's not that deep but if you type a whole ass paragraph in all caps I want to beat you with a shoe.

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[–] P00ptart 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I mean, have you ever seen a pug? They're fighting for air their entire life. Or chihuahua's? Awful personality and bred out of usefulness.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Chihuahuas can have a not completely closed cranial bone (is this the right word?), which means if you pet them at the wrong place you literally can touch the brain and potentially kill them. My mood would be bad, too, if this was the case for my body.

Pugs also can have their eyes popping out if you handle them wrong (e.g. gripping them at their neck).

The head of King Charles Spaniels are to small, meaning their brain does not have enough room. This can lead to brain fluids getting stuck in the head, which increases pressure on the brain, leading to infathomable headaches, hallucinations, motor deficits, etc, pp.

Breeding some dog breeds should really be prohibited.

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We gave a mosquito gender dysphoria?

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.

[–] thesporkeffect 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get the caution about unintended consequences but damnit of all the crazy planetary issues we're dealing with right now, I'd rank

"oops, got rid of West Nile and Malaria as well as annoying little red bumps from wandering too far from big cities"

As a win, the consequences of which we can probably figure out how to deal with when we come to it.

I know it doesn't work that way but I'd trade all the world's mosquitoes to keep the polar bears or pangolins or something any day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Mosquitoes are the bottom of the food chain. There's reason to be worried about this getting out of hand

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Up next on Info Wars: "They're turning the mosquitoes gay!"

[–] Buddahriffic 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Sounds more like they are turning them trans than gay. So like a test run of the leftist plan for Republicans. Oh wait, are we allowed to talk about this outside of the secret meetings yet?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is amazing. Far better than killing them off.

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[–] normalexit 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I find the compromise acceptable. Please roll out the mosquito killing technology asap.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I actually love seeing mosquitoes struggle to survive. I don't care if they're incapable of morality, they're evil and I hate them.

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[–] thedeadwalking4242 47 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Tbh I wouldn’t be sad if we genetically modified mosquitoes to breed them out of existence like we’ve done with screw worm.

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