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[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Mara seems like a really cool person. I just listened to the behind the bastards episode with her and she felt exceptionally genuine.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same here, I actually got this post from the Behind the Bastards sub. She was a great guest.

[–] cmbabul 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually Robert and Sophie are good about getting the guests that vibe with the show back for more so here’s hoping! Ed Helms wasnt bad either but he didn’t riff as well with Robert

[–] chaogomu 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I liked the Ed Helms episodes. He approached the subject as more of a journalist than a comedian. Which sort of changes things up. Robert got to rock some of his own journalism.

I think with a slightly different subject matter the two could mesh quite well.

Maybe something that Ed Helms has some passing knowledge of.

[–] cmbabul 3 points 2 months ago

Oh I really liked them too, and I agree that Robert appreciated Ed’s questions, but I also think he had more fun with Mara. And I know Robert doesn’t give a personal fuck that he was talking to someone as famous as Ed Helms, but I got the impression he was trying to be as professional as he’s capable of being because it would be really good for Cool Zone overall if they get more big names like him on.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

she was active in the Weird Twitter scene (pre musk) and blew up a bunch of mine and my friends dumb joke tweets.

[–] brygphilomena 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She also wrote a great book that I recommend.

[–] Cryophilia 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How you gonna recommend a book but not drop the title lol

[–] brygphilomena 5 points 2 months ago

"Where Am I Now? True Stories of Girlhood and Accidental Fame"

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mara is fantastic. I especially like her voicing „The Old Woman Who secretly lives in your house“ in „Welcome to Nightvale.“

[–] GoosLife 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's her? Lmao I had no idea

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Came here looking for this. She was excellent in that role.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This made me look up the term secular in context to Judaism. How did I not know that until now?

[–] rockSlayer 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

For those that don't know, being Jewish is the only ethnicity in the world that also refers to religion and (though no longer used due to antisemitic usage) national identities. Secular Jews are quite common

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah my dad is a Jewish atheist (or agnostic, depending on how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol)

[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I am also a Jewish atheist married to a formerly Christian (although not since she was a child) atheist.

And for those who say that you cannot be an atheist and a Jew, the following people are/were atheists:

Larry David
Sarah Silverman
Both Carl and Rob Reiner
Gene Wilder
Jerry Lewis
Randy Newman

Even (although I hate to bring him up) Woody Allen is an atheist. Good luck convincing people either Larry David or Woody Allen aren't Jewish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but he wants to believe.

[–] voracitude 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Good luck convincing people either Larry David or Woody Allen aren't Jewish.

Just wait for some talking head asshat to coin the term "JINO".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

there are episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm where LD has other Jews yell at him for being a terrible Jew. that man is a maniac genius

[–] Tacos_y_margaritas 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] UmeU 2 points 2 months ago

I am also a Jewish atheist married to a formerly Christian (although not since she was a child) atheist.

Haha me too!!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol

Please tell me she has, at least once, made a reference to "your people killing my savior"

I know an ethnically jewish/religious catholic couple that do this every time they get into an argument and realize it's stupid to argue about, one of them will go "WELL YOU KILLED MY GOD!" and that's basically the end of the argument because they're too busy giggling.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish! My mom is DEVOUT. She has no sense of humor about it. If any of us tried to joke about it she'd send us right to purgatory (aka the catholic pattern buffer).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

pattern buffer

I've checked the logs myself, there's no anomalous readings from the pattern buffers. ^Shhhhhhh^

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I also have a few friends who are practicing Jews (I don't know if that's the right phrase), and also atheists. Judaism appears to be more focussed on orthopraxy (doing things correctly) than belief, which was confusing to me at first, as someone who grew up steeped in Christianity

[–] pingveno 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just looked this up. The idea is called an ethnic religion, where a religion is closely tied to an ethnicity as opposed to universal religions like Christianity or Islam. It's far from the only one, but it is the one that has the most mind share, at least in the West.

[–] WoahWoah 3 points 2 months ago

Only tangentially related, but I find it interesting how wildly divergent the valence of the word "Jew" can be based almost exclusively on context.

Jews are wonderful people with a beautiful culture!

[–] General_Effort 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How did I not know that until now?

Unironically, I'd like to know. Not having a go at you. There seem to be lots of people who don't know that. But without that bit of knowledge, the holocaust doesn't make sense.

The nazis defined anyone with jewish grandparents to be part of a jewish race, by law. That even included a few christian priests. Of course, the nazis didn't invent the idea. People never liked converts much. When you prosecute someone, you want to get the loot. It's never about selflessly helping people go to heaven.

Historically, it's a truism that a race is a result of racism. First, a group is hated or subjugated. Then membership - and supposed negative traits - become defined as unalterable, heritable facts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think it was something I'd been told beforehand, but it wasn't filed away correctly. For me, the Holocaust was always a tragedy. Such a massive loss of human lives will always be a tragedy. In that regard, I didn't see it as more of a tragedy because secular Jews were caught up in the mix. It's a tragedy because any life was caught up in the mix. But I also feel the Trans-atlantic Slave Trade is a tragedy and we continue to feel and reap the rewards of that to this very day, where there's a bunch of people that don't even realise Africa is a continent.

[–] breakingcups 13 points 2 months ago

Something something XKCD 10000 mumble mumble

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Daniel Radcliffe is Irish and Jewish?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Daniel Radcliffe is allergic to nickels??

[–] owenfromcanada 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone can be allergic to nickels if you throw them hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What if you attentively wrap the nickels in a nice sock & repeatedly hit someone with it?
Can that cause a reaction?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Of course, it will be equal and opposite to the hit action.

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[–] GoosLife 21 points 2 months ago

If he had a nickel for every time he's seen that reaction, he would be hospitalized

[–] Agent641 4 points 2 months ago

Everyone's allergic to nickels, if you eat enough of them

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