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Please tell me she has, at least once, made a reference to "your people killing my savior"
I know an ethnically jewish/religious catholic couple that do this every time they get into an argument and realize it's stupid to argue about, one of them will go "WELL YOU KILLED MY GOD!" and that's basically the end of the argument because they're too busy giggling.
I wish! My mom is DEVOUT. She has no sense of humor about it. If any of us tried to joke about it she'd send us right to purgatory (aka the catholic pattern buffer).
I've checked the logs myself, there's no anomalous readings from the pattern buffers. ^Shhhhhhh^
I feel like if the Catholic is Italian it can get funnier with a “no you did”