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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Cadeillac 9 points 1 month ago
[–] HasturInYellow 6 points 1 month ago

Holy shit. Beautiful.

[–] TropicalDingdong 27 points 1 month ago

Prompt:

Mao Zedong pregnant and glowing, wearing pastel yoga shorts and no shirt. Mao Zedong is pregnant and caressing his belly. Next to him is a cradle with the name "Xi" on it. There is a winnie the pooh poster on the wall.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's the pregnant virgin?

[–] SassyRamen 17 points 1 month ago

That's the sweet part, they both are. I've heard they do a lot of lactation kink stuff.

[–] NONE_dc 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, now they're going the theocratic way, wonderful....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NONE_dc 9 points 1 month ago

Jesus Christ... I mean, Kim Jong-un...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read this as "replaced Jesus & Mary Chain in churches".

[–] alexc 3 points 1 month ago

Same. I had a brief pause where I wondered what I was missing all these years as an atheist

[–] woelkchen 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

thanks, I didn't run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.

[–] woelkchen 3 points 1 month ago

thanks, I didn’t run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.

That's funny. The first time I opened the link I got a cutoff version of the article and it told me to make an account (which I then tried to remove with an ad blocker and the thing was called a paywal internally but the article stayed cut off), Now the second time, the message is gone.

So yeah, that may be just a random message shown on occasion.

[–] woelkchen 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Btw, you linked to the lemm.ee post instead of https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/10/05/xi-and-mao-replace-jesus-and-mary-in-chinese-churches/ directly. You can edit your post and change the URL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

done and done

[–] EleventhHour 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] EleventhHour 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 1 points 1 month ago

These bots are out of control.