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Xi and Mao replace Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the most appropriate response possible. The non-sequitor in the middle makes exactly as much sense as everything that happens in a church.

[–] EleventhHour 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Calling out bullshit as bullshit is always the most appropriate response.

There is no such thing as invisible sky wizards who grant wishes. “Magic” isn’t real. If you think you can hear supernatural creatures speaking to you, consult the nearest psychiatrist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What if Bethesda doesn't pay Origin though?