Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.
Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.
Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.
Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.
You're pretty good!
Remember the basics of CQC
Step one: Pull up pants really high.
Step two: Say "I'm the big boss man."
woah.. i guess you could really say that i was the Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain all along...
As a former newspaper graphics person, the days shit like that came along were great. “You want me to what? OK.”
I can’t see the date so I choose to believe this was all camera and felt pen.
Turns out the secret to being a big boss is to have owned a BB gun as a kid.
wo piraten Scholz?
War auch mein erster Gedanke. Jeder VPN ihnen könnte ein Scholz sein!
Never played it but is this an MGSV reference?
Metal Gear Solid in general, but yes!
Just have OCD and do compulsions all the time
I accidentally thought this was a bunch of images of Moshe Dayan
Step one. Buy an eye patch.