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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?

[–] disguy_ovahea 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?

[–] teft 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or did he stab the cheeseburger?

[–] disguy_ovahea 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?

[–] Etterra 3 points 3 months ago

Somebody with a knife, clearly.

[–] bhamlin 2 points 3 months ago

Or did he cheese the stabburger?

[–] bighatchester 1 points 1 month ago

I just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

A picture of the suspect.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Fortunately the cheeseburger is now in stable condition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 3 months ago

People can't even afford to shoot cheeseburgers anymore.

[–] Smoogs 1 points 3 months ago

Journalism at its laziest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Was this when that man was killed for a Popeyes chicken sandwich?...

[–] homesweethomeMrL -1 points 3 months ago

Doctor Who does local news now?