Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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"Hell yeah I like chicks too!" go for a high five
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line... my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.
With that out of the way ... my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now.. let's Beginn =]
You too..
"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE"
- Tourettes Guy
So, do you pronounce the full name, "lesbian", or do you shorten it to "les" or something?
"me too"
Final answer
"I wasn't interested"
"Don't flatter yourself"
In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
'I know'
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"
"Hi, Lesbian, I'm Brian."
"Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?"
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren't those illegal in 7 states?
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
E tu, brute?
What's your best pickup line?
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
"Neat."
And I'm married, so I'm kind of asexual (at work), so we're ought to be friends!
It's probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I'd say something reassuring like that.
Really fucking arrogant/egocentric to assume every guy out there is trying to flirt with you, no?
Like, I'm gay, if someone said that to me though I'd be tempted to report them to HR for a hostile workplace interaction.
They're literally passing judgement on you by appearance (what else was disclosed in that scenario? literally nothing), and that's not ok.
If you're a woman and have to be near an unknown man, it's safe to assume the worst. It's a sane reaction.
They're your coworker for Christ's sake. Why assume the worst?
Because male coworkers harassing female coworkers is common.
I respond by hoping I'm a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
Look at the image
Anon also forgot to lead with "be me"...
It's time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
Hi Lesbian, I'm Anon.
Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe "that's nice" to be more polite.
Or "noted" or just "ok"
Is that polite though? I get that it isn't explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for "why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?" I think it's subtly rude at best.
Most politeness is about rephrasing rudeness in a subtle way. What OP's fictional coworker did in this fictional story is explicitly rude as it assumes the worst from meeting a new person, the most appropriate response would be something that is subtly, but noticeably, rude.
If a team lead, sight unseen, just tells you their sexual preference without any context or follow-up then yeah that's fucking weird and they're a weirdo.
Yeah definitely, just saying I'm not sure polite is the right label for a response with that kind of subtext.
"cool, let's smash!"
"Well damn! Scissor me timber girl! Let's duck under the table and 69!"
“Sounds like we have something in common.”
"Me too!"
Let's compare notes then!
"Me too, let's make out and adopt a pit bull"