this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
500 points (94.8% liked)

cats

19288 readers
365 users here now

typical internet cats. videos, pics, memes welcome!

rule 1) be kind

lemmy.world rules:

other cat communities midwest.social cats

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you're a pussy magnet, huh?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Drowning in it.

[–] peopleproblems 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

It's almost like they tell each other to check me out too.

My ex mother-in-law had a farm kitten that was mean to everyone, but would cuddle and play with me so long as I scritched behind it's ears.

My brother's girlfriend has three, and after one approached and I did the behind ears thing it meowed a bit and the other two started it until I distributed attention to them.

I've had the most skittish cats ever at least approach me. I've had the meanest cats befriend me.

I like to think it's a superpower

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That’s so cool and I think it’s the best superpower. Cats make me happy 😊

[–] homesweethomeMrL 6 points 1 month ago

Indeed it is!

[–] PugJesus 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm very much a dog person, but dogs either insta-love me or are insta-terrified of me. Not sure why.

Cats, though? I've never met a cat that didn't like me. And while a cat is fine too, I've always found it a bit odd since I'm not exactly the biggest cat fan out there. They are cute little bastards, though.

[–] Tinks 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Part of why cats like you is probably because you don't like them and seek them out. Most cats are wary of people directly trying to approach them without invitation or greeting. In general cats will find the person ignoring them the least threatening and most approachable.

It never fails that cats tend to flock toward the person that is allergic to them, because that person is typically entirely disinterested in them lol. Not being interested in the cats is likely why you make friends with them so quickly!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to slow blink at them to show them I’m a friend and it usually helps them approach me.

[–] FuglyDuck 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slow blink and feign disinterest.

Play hard to get.

Drives cats bonkers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feigning disinterest wouldn't work on my cat. He demands attention, and will take it personally if you ignore him. If you're new and don't give him attention, he will not stop staring at you, and you will randomly get a swat on the head if you continue.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 8 points 1 month ago

Attention h00min! I am cat. Commence adoration!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a cat is fine too

Goddammit lol, been a while since I've seen that referenced anywhere

[–] PugJesus 9 points 1 month ago

We're basically internet elders just by recognizing it. The sages of the web.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've always been a dog person too, but somehow I ended up with over 10 stray cats.

The only reason I can think of is that they are really good at suckering people in to do their bidding.

[–] smokin_shinobi 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brain worms make you adopt lots of strays too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's likely possible. Either way, I can't bear to turn the other way when little critters are starving out in the snow and need help. Now at least I know they're all safe and happy, and not making more kittens under my neighbor's porch.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps you’re One of the Good Ones™

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 3 points 1 month ago

It could be two things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like both but I’m more a cat person, less needy than dogs in find.

Yeah they’re cute little ninja bastards.

I do wonder what it is they sense in people to decide if they like them, cause they’ll approach me but not some of my friends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Some cats are super needy though, wanting to use you as furniture 24/7.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Our silver cat is a huge fan of tummy tickles.

He specifically requests them, and he's certainly gone over ten minutes without any hint of wanting to stop, he just "supermans" his arms out one at a time, and sometimes drools a bit.

Cat tax picture:

[–] misterundercoat 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks for noticing it.

It’s my first watch and I love it and want to get more watches as they’re very cool.

[–] Etterra 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you're gonna stroke a cat in America, please remember to do it in private. Otherwise you'll end up on a list.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's OK to grab them though, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thankfully I live in the UK.

[–] TriflingToad 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that cat has no white on it anywhere! fully baked kitty!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah it’s beautiful. It was difficult not to steal it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That cat has grey beans. My grey cat has purple beans, which is way more creative.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Best I could do on short such notice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Wooki 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No touch belly! Pat the side unless you want under your arm scratched!

[–] Cornpop 28 points 1 month ago

Depends on cat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My cat only wants belly rubs. Anything else isn’t good enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Mine specifically grabs my hand and pulls it to his belly. I do eventually get the love bite telling me to stop but overall it’s a relatively painless system