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[–] Alexstarfire 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

[–] aeronmelon 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 3 months ago

I'll take it.

[–] Etterra 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Better get both just to be sure

[–] HessiaNerd 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."

Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.

[–] GroundedGator 16 points 3 months ago

Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

[–] Etterra 14 points 3 months ago

[–] RegalPotoo 12 points 3 months ago

Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

[–] darkpanda 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 3 months ago

So, Mr. T.?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Men doing anything but getting therapy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies

[–] robocall 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.

[–] Graphy 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

[–] linearchaos 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain

[–] Etterra 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?

[–] linearchaos 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

someone said bourgeois tenderloin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.