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[–] eager_eagle 275 points 3 months ago (2 children)

this is what I'm talking about, Pete. It's for your own good. This obsession with gathering data has to stop.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But the data clearly show that I function better when I'm collecting data. I even compared them to a dummy variable as a control.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnIntenseMoist 53 points 3 months ago

From their convo, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 181 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pinpoint the 5 second interval*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

OK, wise guy, listen here.... >:(

[–] [email protected] 157 points 3 months ago (2 children)

semi-related:

Broke up in mid-June.
Mood Chart

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

Seems to have been the right decision

[–] slaacaa 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Congrats! Which tool & app to you get this data with?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A mood tracker called Daylio. I don't love this one but it works.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I use Pixels, it's very barebones but that's exactly what I wanted in a mood tracker!

[–] Ziglin 6 points 3 months ago

Also me with a spreadsheet…

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is taking a walk is beneficial for stabilising the heart rate?

[–] saltesc 20 points 3 months ago

Yep. Look up HRV instead of heart rate.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Judging from the heart rate they didn't take it well...

[–] Tyfud 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or they took it really, really well.

[–] BugleFingers 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I applaud the commit, but also, my condolences :(

[–] systemglitch 10 points 3 months ago

Now he has the chance for a healthy relationship.

[–] 200ok 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ignotum 20 points 3 months ago

The entire time he was thinking

"This could've been an email"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The BPM spike at "can we talk?" makes me think he saw it coming.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could be, but in my experience that phrase is never followed by something good. :/

[–] Grabthar 3 points 3 months ago

True, and it even tracks with the lack of success for Joan Rivers' talk show career.

[–] mrvictory1 18 points 3 months ago
[–] son_named_bort 9 points 3 months ago

Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.

[–] Pacattack57 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A screenshot from Reddit is wild. Are you even the OP?