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[–] Kiwi_fella 15 points 18 hours ago

You see one apartment building. A property developer sees room for 100 apartment buildings.

[–] riodoro1 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I just moved from an apartment to a house.

If the apartment had the same floor space and the city actually accommodated my hobbies (I need a large garage to work on cars and finish fixing a boat) then I would’ve gladly stayed.

However. Apartments above 60m² are rare and expensive, and all garages/industrial sites are unfavorable because you can put another bloc or supermarket in there. The cities became living hubs for corporate workers whose entire lives can be crammed into a 40 meter apartment and their only entertainment is a depression rectangle or a gaming console.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

This is probably too late, but may help someone. If you're looking for an "industrial" type of setup for a workshop, look at small, local Airports.

There are small airstrip airports all over, and their filled with warehouses that aren't being used. My friend rented a small hanger for a couple hundred (he did small engine repairs) which the owner allowed him to build or do whatever he wanted in there, eventually he made an overnight loft/hangout room on one side when he felt like crashing on late nights. He enjoyed having a dedicated "away from home" space to work and the airport gave him business when locals drove by and saw him working (some local pilots always had stuff that needed work). The really cool bonus part was pilots would just show up and ask if he wanted to go with them for a joy ride, guess it's more fun when you get to share the experience with someone.

[–] riodoro1 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This comment tells me you’re from the states, right? There is no other country in the world where GA is as ubiquitous as in the US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, they're everywhere so technically 90% of the population is within driving distance to an airstrip here. The same methodology applies to every country though, a lot of people are intimidated by "official" or industrialized settings and don't realize there is a lot of small unused real estate an owner or manager would love to get used by a motivated individual.

Definitely not the case for large corporations but after they move out the facilities usually are struggling to turn a profit and are an easy grab (or government subsidized places are less greedy), it also looks more professional if you're trying to do public work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

This is exactly it. Where the fuck can I do my hobbies in an apartment that are loud. Can I run a torch? Fuck that.

[–] AgentGrimstone 4 points 18 hours ago

What nature? I have to drive 2 hours to see nature. Bring on the houses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

When we lived in an apartment someone set off the fire alarm several times a week, sometimes at 3am which is a shitty way and time to awaken. Never want to live in one again

[–] sol6_vi 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

in both scenarios developers eventually buy up the entire island and fill it with either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but the development on the right is going to discover the colony of cannibalistic cave dwellers much quicker, as the high density makes it more difficult to hunt unseen.

[–] sol6_vi 1 points 11 hours ago

Valid point, did not consider.

[–] thevoidzero 5 points 18 hours ago

This. Whenever people use "if we don't eat meat we need this much less land" I'm immediately thinking if we don't need to plant all that grass and other things then people would just make more houses on those land not grow a forest.

[–] theherk 3 points 23 hours ago

Can we get a version with all treehouses?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

If the apartments are no shoe boxes and have lavishly big (garden) balconies I'm all in. The space should be around 100-120 qm each with flexible drywall placement for individual footprints.

I love living in a walkable city but I envy a friend of mine a little bit, who exits his apartment into a market center with cafes, shops, supermarkets, barber, doctors etc.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've lived in an apartment and I just can't do it. I hated every day in it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Did you hate the apartment, your landlord, your neighbors, or living in an apartment?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Sharing walls sucks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hated my proximity to so many people and their noises. I hated the apartment, I hated living in the city, it felt inhuman and I felt absolutely trapped. The landlord was fine. Not to mention bugs and rats. Tell me that apartment building doesn’t have roaches.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes.

As someone who is sensitive to noise, I hated the lack of adequate standards regarding wall thickness and/or sound proofing. And the mail thief.

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[–] Tinks 42 points 1 day ago (8 children)

So um, why are the houses and nature mutually exclusive? I live in a suburban detached single family home, and my whole neighborhood is filled with trees, wildlife and even a tree lined creek that separates the back yards on my street from the back yards on the opposite side. You can't even see my actual yard from google maps because it's nearly entirely covered by tree canopy (at 6pm in summer my yard is 100% shaded). We have all sorts of wildlife including deer, foxes, owls, frogs, mallards, rabbits, squirrels, etc.

While I agree that we do need more housing options of all sorts, I don't for a second agree that nature and suburban housing are mutually exclusive. We just need to stop tearing down all the trees when we build, and plan better.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of people in this thread are mistaking the map for the territory. Like yes, obviously neither the development on the right, or the left would actually happen in real life, because why are these people even on the island? What do they eat? What do they drink? Where do they work? The sole statement of the graphic is that dense developments have a reduced impact on nature compared to sparse developments. Discussing the logistics would exceed what can be conveyed by such a format.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

A lot of people in this thread are deliberately missing the point because they don't want to hear it.

They want to live in independent suburban homes, in isolated subdivisions where you can only get to jobs or groceries or social events by car, with big yards soaked in pesticides so they don't have bugs in their houses, etc, etc.

They want to live high consumption lifestyles. They don't want to live in resource efficient, high density housing because they imagine it will reduce their standard of living.

So they nitpick the image and make up reasons why it's unrealistic because they don't want to admit the kinds of homes seen on the left are unsustainable and unrealistic in the long term.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't have to imagine, I've lived in both, it is a reduced standard of living and saying it isn't is a lie. I've seen pictures of how you people want us to live, Hong Kong and Tokyo exist. I'd rather die of exposure in the woods than be forced into a coffin sized little apartment room that the poors get there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What do "the poors" in America get? Right, they get to

die of exposure in the woods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll take it over horizontal closet living.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I did some quick research, I looked for cheap living spaces in Tokyo, and then in Austin. For Tokyo, I found this: https://www.villagehouse.jp/en/rent/kanto/tokyo/hachioji-shi-132012/kobiki-3019/#3DK-5-503/ 50m^2, for about 400$ a month, less than 5 minute walk to the train station, where you can take a train towards the center of Tokyo.

For Austin, Texas, I searched on Zillow for living spaces in Austin, TX under 600$. I found this: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/400-E-6th-St-Austin-TX-78701/2057083232_zpid/? About 11m^2, for 450$ a month. To be fair, it's in the center of Austin, but I didn't limit my search to the center of Austin. And unlike Tokyo, Austin is not known for having great public transit, so you can't save money by forgoing a car.

In conclusion, chances are if you're low income, you'll have more space Tokyo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t want to live in either 20 foot box. Hard pass. Thank you for making my point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

So you don't know that 50 > 11? You're supposed to have learned this in 1st grade.

Edit: Sorry I just realized that given your level of education, I can't assume you know what ">" means. It means "is larger than". "50 > 11" means "50 is larger than 11". Or completely in words "Fifty is larger than eleven".

[–] Bosht 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Logic here is broken because we don't make these decisions anyway. A developer will instead put 30 apartment buildings while chopping down anything that gets in the way, then charge more for rent than you'd be charged for the mortgage on the house. There's also the fact that this picture assumes every family on the left pic doesn't give a fuck about free scaping, preserving trees, or planting new ones? Idk, whole thing is jacked.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (27 children)

Renting sucks and relying on a landlord is awful. I bought a small house and keep my yard wild.

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