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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was at the fair and missed the boat on this one. Wtf is up with Ohio and cats?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake news story about Haitian migrants eating people's cats and dogs. Fox news, JD Vance, and now Trump are going nuts over it

https://apnews.com/article/haitian-immigrants-vance-trump-ohio-6e4a47c52b23ae2c802d216369512ca5

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I literally had to kick everyone out of my bar tonigbt because there was a giant screaming match about this shit. Went from having a good night to fucked in an instant.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Maybe you shouldn't have served cat on croute.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should have only kicked out the Trumpists.

[–] LordWiggle 1 points 1 month ago

Then you would risk your life because they are the ones with guns, are the weirdos who build and send bombs, take pizza places hostage, storm the Capitol. So better kick everyone out to prevent them having a grudge against you or your business.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol I thought this was a Skyline Chili joke at first

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That's a great game, have you played part 2

[–] MataVatnik 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The memes are so fucking good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I wasn't sold before, but I am now

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FrowingFostek 4 points 1 month ago
[–] peopleproblems 33 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck lol

[–] bruhduh 21 points 1 month ago

Skibidi ohio

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos 54 points 1 month ago

In reference to people eating cats (and dogs) in Ohio as stated by Trump

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Could really use some Labrador recipes right about now. Anybody got any good ones?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, cloudberries are overrated. Dingoberries are where it's at these days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm actually quite partial to a Dingleberry every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bakeapple cheesecake is the real deal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not Ohio, but Idaho. Love, affection, and barbecue sauce. It's the big three for any red meat or familial pet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, I'm down to joke around about eating suburban pets, but I draw the line at discussions about Idaho. I do have standards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I reserve the right as I am from that shithole, and recognize it's detriment to society.

I will mock it at every opportunity until it cleans up it's act.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I reserve the right as I am from a different but somehow similar shithole, and recognize it is detriment to society.

I will mock it at every opportunity until it cleans up it is act.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I salute you sir!

[–] Pacmanlives 8 points 1 month ago

Those sweet corn festivals baby!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Trained for years on Skyline 3-Ways.